Mad at the Redskins? Lost a few bucks on the game? Thinking about writing a mean email to Chris Cooley? That’s not really a good idea. Turns out Captain Chaos reads his email and posts the awful ones on his site AND in the Redskins locker room. Unless you want …

Chargers and Ravens football fans will enjoy this article by the Redskins All-Pro Tight End. Chris Cooley: Monday Morning Quarterback: Smart Football With Peter King on his annual four-week summer vacation, Redskins tight end Chris Cooley graciously agreed to write today’s Monday Morning Quarterback column. I was very excited to …

Loudoun Valley Vikings [Cooley ] Hand holding [where’s my cape? ] Cheating on Blogger [twitter ] Shake Hands [LeBron ] Metro [etiquette ]

UPDATE: We didn’t get enough sleep last night.   The hilarious comment about Varly was actually made by Cooley’s brother Tanner.  Thank you Tanner for pointing that out.  Our apologies. ….. It seems Captain Chaos may have gotten a little carried away after the Washington Capitals knocked off the New York …

Chris Cooley: Fitzgerald Larry Fitzgerald punked me in Hawaii. Getting down to half time, the NFC is trailing 14 to 3 and with only ten seconds on the clock and we’re fifty yards out. Of course anything can happen in a Pro Bowl and momentum changes happen nearly every drive. …

How did you celebrate after the Redskins win over Seattle? If your Chris Cooley [47] it went something like this … Before I knew it I was held down on the floor being manhandled and punched in the crotch, oh yea, I got air humped in retaliation while I was …

We’re all very glad the Skins won, but please don’t brag about Santana Moss going catch-less and opening up holes for the rest of the team. It KILLED our fantasy team this week. Chris Cooley: No Flying for the Eagles I finally put a touchdown on the stat sheet. I …

Tuesday is the new Thursday. What have we learned in the past 24 hours? Congress is really, really good at pointing fingers; not so good at passing bailouts … Time to start exploring new retirement options … Skins “jumped off” against the Cowboys … Things you don’t want on your …

We’re getting lots of new readers today as a result of our Monday post (Chris Cooley’s Limp Edge). We saw Cooley’s post Sunday night and teed up something for Monday morning. Only after reading the comments on his site did we catch the little guy poking out in the first …

UPDATE: Fortunately for fans, Cooley has taken the picture of his junk off his blog.  For those of you utterly confused as to what’s going on.  Our man Cooley accidentally snapped a picture of his playbook, and unbeknown to him, also featured his junk in the pic.  Dead Spin has …

We’re still big fans of the Washington Redskins Blogging All-Pro Tight End, but Backstreet Boys? Really? Captain “Christy Has Me Whipped” Chaos: Chris Cooley taking his wife to the Backstreet Boys show at Wolf Trap on Monday. The Redskins star (yellow shirt, backwards Atlanta Braves cap) gamely fist-bumped a fan, …

By giving away free Michael Jordan gear in the Redskins’ locker room. Chris Cooley’s Blog: Free Stuff! Jason Taylor made a huge impact in the locker room his first week of training camp. The team arrived to the locker room prior to an afternoon practice finding a heap of stacked …

ChrisCooley47: The beard winner revealed Jeff, the beard winner came out for practice today. He was nice enough to pose with the ladies and provide quite the interview with Christy. Hope it you had fun. Thanks!

Alright ZZ Top wanna-bes, the contest ends at noon today. Get your pictures over to Captain Chaos. Chris Cooley:Beard contest phase 1 ends Friday Everyone who wants to be included in the beard contest please make sure to get your beard pictures in by July 25th before noon. We will …

What else would an All-Pro NFL TE announce on his blog after a summer of marrying a cheerleader and hanging with Dale Earnhardt, Jr? The Cooley Zone: 2008 Beard Growing Contest: Well, only five days before training camp and I’ve been trying to get in the right mindset, but it’s …