I must start with an apology to all of you who flipped out last week thinking your playoffs had started.  I was focusing on one of my leagues with a more extensive than usual playoff period.  For those of you who read my rant, cut all of your players to …

  I didn’t make the playoffs in my “important” leagues (important = money on the line).  Now I have to tell my wife that there’s not going to be Christmas for the family this year.  That’s what happens when you put all of your fantasy eggs in a Chris Johnson …

Did our tip inbox find a party that Cloture Club missed? The College Republican National Committee is hosting its annual holiday party complete with an open bar this Monday, December 5 at Top of the Hill. After you head from your offices, make your way to one of Capitol Hill’s …

It’s Thanksgiving week so we’re going to be short.  This will be the Wes Welker of fantasy rants. Good luck to all of you who have something to play for in the last week before the traditional playoffs start.  I will be finishing my season in the Canadian Football League. …

Can you help identify the Vanna White-esque poster turner here?

Happy 30th birthday to the FamousDC fan who always stays on message, the NRCC’s Sir Paul Lindsay.

    I’d like to use my intro for my own two cents on the Penn State Pederast Parable playing out in front of the nation.  You gotta know that part of the outrage is being fueled by fans of Penn’s rivals.  It’s bad, no doubt, but Michael Jackson didn’t …

We have a big announcement this week here in Fantasy Rant Land.  Due to the fact I went to a state school, I’m 45 percent illiterate.  So we have an editor now and her name is Meg.  While we’re not sure if she throws like a girl, we do know …

This Saturday hosts one of DC’s biggest games. Team Brunette will battle Team Blonde to recapture the cup in their annual flag football game benefiting the Alzheimer’s Association. This is no joke. These 70+ ladies have been practicing since August and passed $100k raised on Monday. It comes down to …

And we don’t like it either. In order to help pass the time when it gets dark at 5:30 pm, here are a couple of games to play in between rounds of Words With Friends: FamousDC: Capitol Hill Bingo FamousDC: Washington Journo Adventure And perhaps you can do us a …

Today is Phil Larson’s Super Bowl. The Hill’s Peter Schroeder: White House: No proof of alien life The Obama administration officially announced Monday that the government has found no evidence of extraterrestrial life. In response to a public petition, the White House said it has “no evidence” of alien life, …

The regular NFL season isn’t quite at its official halfway point yet, but your fantasy season is.  That means you’re pretty much either done or going to be done soon.  How am I so sure about the state of your fantasy season being as bad as I guess it is?  Because quality fantasy …

The overall fantasy production was slightly up this week, but was provided by people you don’t know, don’t have on your team and won’t repeat their performance next week. So… there you go. I don’t have all the questions, but Mr. Trebek has given me the answers. Let’s get started …

With fantasy point production down across the board I’ve been able to take my two important teams (money involved = important) to 3-3 and have reinvigorated my chances of getting stomped in the playoffs.  I hope you’ve been as lucky as I have been. Here we go: 1. The quarterbacks have …

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