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Redneck Genius

Ah, budget day. The joyous day when Congressional staff hunker down and plow through the budget. Just like taxes, it happens once a year and you can’t escape it. So grab some pizza and put your game face on. It’s freaking budget time. House Majority Whip Kevin McCarthy’s office didn’t …

Rachel Weiner: N.C. Republican Rep. Sue Myrick retiring And now let’s watch the greatest House floor speech of all time:

Campaigning is tough, so is telling the truth when you’re a politician. So when the time comes to post something about yourself on your fancy campaign website, consider telling the truth. After all, in this day in age, it’s only a matter of time until someone sniffs out the inaccuracies. …

It’s the final fantasy football rant of the year and I’m as excited to see this crap come to an end as you are.  It’s hard on a guy sucking this bad at something week in and week out, just ask the Redskins.After a long season of bad Chris Berman …

We will be honest. When Hank Johnson told us back in March of 2010 that Guam might tip over. We laughed. Today Hank Johnson is laughing at all of us.     RELATED:  Breaking News: Guam is a Small Island and the World is Not Flat   This video is …

Very mediocre weekend with not a lot of scoring. No, I’m not talking about being married, but I might as well be.  I’ve got some big items to get to so we’re going to make this a Chaz Bono – short on top and fat in the middle. (Second Chaz …

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  You guys are going to have to deal with the fact that I had to write this in less than an hour because I have stuff to do re: Jesus’ birthday. Even chumps like me get vacation.  When you gotta go, you gotta go. Let’s get to it: 1. …

Washingtonian’s Sarah Zlotnick: 10 Washington Fashion and Beauty Bloggers to Watch in 2012 This was a banner year for breaking the mold in DC fashion. Between the founding of the Capital Area Fashion and Beauty Blogger network and the launch of Refinery29’s DC branch, the Internet all of a sudden exploded with the …

  It is with great sadness that I must announce that I was fired as my fantasy football team’s coach this week amid the continued negative focus on my drafting of Peyton Hillis and Chris Johnson in the first and second round of this year’s draft.  After missing the playoffs …