By giving away free Michael Jordan gear in the Redskins’ locker room. Chris Cooley’s Blog: Free Stuff! Jason Taylor made a huge impact in the locker room his first week of training camp. The team arrived to the locker room prior to an afternoon practice finding a heap of stacked …

Below is a perfect example of something you do if… 1.    You have shitty friends who give terrible advice 2.    You weren’t hugged enough as a child 3.    Your Friday night involves Anderson Cooper and a warm glass of milk 4.    You plagiarize often and hope not to get caught …

We don’t know what the hell is going on over at Shenanigans, but we approve. …But only because this guy must have really terrible friends that allowed him to do this. House staffer Scott Graves decided — ill-advisedly — to grow a “recess mutsache.” So, Shenan can track how ugly …

No More Virtual Gardens [ridiculous] Nepotism Fairy [burnettiquette] DC Kick Ball [conclusion] Pretty cool spot [DC] Chris Cooley [iPod] Hi-aters [maino] Smile [nukular]

Yep, some of them are still in DC and still yapping on the House Floor – and that can’t be making House Republican staff happy. House Republicans are gearing up to continue their revolt of Congress’ adjournment for at least the next two weeks – right up to the start …

Much like smokers need their morning fix of nicotine, so do political junkies – and for most, it comes in the form of Hotline’s Wake-Up Call – and for those chain-smoking junkies, there’s always Last Call!  And who might be the pushers who ensure the political crack gets delivered each …

So, which poor bastard had to call the Speaker of the House to tell her that her book sales were in the crapper?  Were straws drawn? According to Drudge, the Speaker’s ego has seen better days. The most powerful woman in the history of American politics is suffering a humiliating …

We’ll let this one speak for itself: “We’re the only girls that come to every cornhole tournament (in the area),” said Tracey Morgan, 34, of Williamstown. “We’re not very good, but at least we weren’t the first team out.” Read the story.

Collective Soul [district chatter] Still bitter [Sugar N Spice] Not Hot Enough? [dcist] Guerilla Congress [pics] Low maintenance [hot] Drug free [coldplay]

Lots of folks give D.C. a hard time: traffic sucks, hill rats are self-important, and people leave after a year. Yeah, so most of those are true, but the rest of it love it here. We couldn’t say it any better than new Capitol Hill resident, What Liz Said. What …

Facebook update of the week: Doug Heye will be on The O’Reilly Factor at 8PM, even though he will be at the Neil Diamond concert.

It’s August, everyone is vacation, Congress is gone (at least the Senate and half the House), it is hotter than hell outside, and CODELs are once again the new black. Basically, nobody is working and web traffic slows to a halt… Well, unless your Patrick Gavin and you release your …

FamousDC has decided to get off the sidelines during this historic election. We’re ready to endorse a candidate… See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

No, seriously – he does.

City Mouse vs. Country Mouse [Missouri] Niche is the new black [WASHWORDS Bush Ain’t One [99 problems] Only show in town [drill] They rocked [Coldplay] Working [cole mine]