Listen up sports fans, we’ve got two outs in the bottom of the 9th, 4th down, 6 teams fouls, only seconds left on the clock before the buzzer sounds … WE’VE GOT VICE PRESIDENTIAL PICKS COMING You can get text alerts from the Obama campaign as soon as the pick …

He’s so busy he has no time to shave – barely has time to bathe, and as for the treadmill, forget about it. But, in true Michael Moore fashion, he has found time to toot his own horn.  From his most recent column: Obama, at some point, might be asked …

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We recently reported about Obama’s obsession with facial hair [insert the mustache mafia], but it’s becoming increasingly more obvious that he really does dig on the tickle beards.  And maybe, just maybe, he’ll tap a running-mate that rocks the upper-lip hair. If Obama’s recent televised event isn’t indication of his …

Brandishing her partisan credentials, the Hotfile attacks McCain and his photo-op on an oil rig platform. Enjoy SR!

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BUT not debate while partying. Hill Republicans continue to own Capitol Lounge, but is everything else slipping away? Democratic staffers have taken over U Street and are looking to expand their jurisdiction. Will an Obama Administration mean nobody can get a table at Chi-Cha Lounge and Local 16’s roof top …

ABC News: Google Launches 2008 Election Website Before Political Conventions (08/18) WaPo: Google Campaigns For White Spaces (08/18)

WSJ: Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac Are Pounded Share prices of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac plunged Monday amid growing fears that the two largest providers of funding for U.S. home mortgages won’t be able to avoid a government bailout. … In 4 p.m. trading on the New York Stock Exchange, …

Captain Chaos jams straight 90s music. Cooley posted his and Mike Sellers top 20 songs from Week 3 of the Preseason. You can read their lists after the jump, but in the meantime:

Apparently there are pretty “dope” tips coming from aliens living on Mars.  Below is an IT security advisory sent to all Senate employees. We have received reports of an increase in malicious e-mail traffic from foreign networks to Senate users.  These e-mail messages appear to come from major news organizations …

Rarely, if ever, does Mr. Drudge change his font.  Today he did. Find out why…

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