1. If Todd Akin gets the slice of king cake with the baby he will ask where the stork went.
2. Joe Biden will flash John Boehner and become outraged when all he receives is a flag pin.
3. You just can’t hang enough beads from the House Gallery. Or Nancy Pelosi’s neck.
4. Obama’s tableau will block the view of VP Biden and John Boehner. And let’s be real, everyone watches for a) Joe’s smile or b) Boehner’s tears.
5. While crazy hats are encouraged on Bourbon Street, Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee still won’t fit in.