Ah, the Philly cheesesteak. Thinly sliced meat slapped onto a bread roll, slathered in Cheez Whiz, and heated to a melty deliciousness. Whether you love them or hate them, they’re everywhere in Philly. No matter if you’re a prominent politician or a tired out Bernie protester, cheesesteaks are here to …

The US Secretary of State Dog, Ben (aka DiploMutt) is on Twitter. He hasn’t Tweeted, but we’re keeping a close eye out for any instances of “Woof” and “Bark” in our feed. h/t Morgan Gress Happy First Birthday to my dog Ben. @DiploMutt apparently an Earth Day baby. He keeps …

Most everyone in DC loves the CAPS, but did you know that hockey can also tear down partisan lines? John Kerry, a former Democratic candidate for President, and Gerrit Lansing, a former Heritage Foundation blogger, celebrate together:

It appears that not only can lobbyists not get on the guest list at the White House anymore, but they are sweating through their pinstripe suits in preparation for the Congressional Hockey Challenge game – a game played between DC lobbyists and Congressional lawmakers and staff this Thursday at 5:45 …

John Kerry Talking Again The Hill’s Mike Lillis: Kerry blames out-of-touch voters for Democrats’ midterm image troubles “We have an electorate that doesn’t always pay that much attention to what’s going on so people are influenced by a simple slogan rather than the facts or the truth or what’s happening,” …

John Kerry launched a fashion movement, the @Twitter #DC  gov’t liaison job is still available, 50 Cent still hasn’t been invited to the White House, despicable, Alvin Greene action figures are this year’s Tickle Me Elmo, Chad Pergram business time, a year older and none the wiser, awkward, accidentally check …

In a strange turn of events: [two of a kind] Massachusetts Sen. John Kerry on Monday endorsed Republican-turned-Democrat Arlen Specter in Pennsylvania’s contested Senate primary as the incumbent tries to fend off criticism that he used “Swiftboat”-style attacks. In related news: Specter Flips: Dems Get 60 Votes with Franken Arlen …

The upcoming “Congressional Hockey Challenge” isn’t so abnormal that they’re letting Sen. Robert Byrd skate, but a few other lawmakers have decided to risk their pretty faces. On March 9, 2010, ice hockey-playing Members of Congress, and similarly-talented Senate and House staff, will challenge some of K Street’s finest in …

Oh no she didn’t… In Sen. John Kerry’s (D-MA) Christmas card, taken at his daughter’s wedding, Teresa Heinz is wearing a "ketchup-red gown" and holding a "wrap" or a "train" — and might’ve been trying to "upstage the bride" Via Wake Up call.

Gov. Mark Sanford is set return to his office tomorrow following widespread panic over his whereabouts. [hiking boots] As for Sen. John Kerry – he hasn’t been heard from since 2004. Update: Wikipedia on top of the "absence" like CNN on Twitter. UPDATE: A reader reminds us that we’re morons …

Below are words you probably haven’t heard or said in a while: eBay  [does anybody use it?] John Kerry [is he still around?] Bush Twins [MIA] Jim Traficant [hero] Dan Rather [CBS needs you] Jessica Cutler [poor girl] Jeremiah Wright [oh, wait…] Monica Lewinsky [remember her?]

In case you were wondering, Sen. John Kerry, when joking about his under-garments recently, explained that he prefers to roll commando – and as for John McCain, according to Sen. Kerry, he wears adult diapers. At least while the country is in the toilet, we’re able to talk about like-minded …

If elected, [longshot] this will come back to bite Jimbo in the rear.  Trust me.  Still, it’s clever.

‘04 Presidential Loser Endorses Soon-to-be Loser In an act of desperation, Sen. John Kerry (D-Remember Me?) endorsed his colleague Barack Obama today. Obama, who was probably thrilled when he heard the news, will need more than an endorsement from a washed up snowboarder to win the nomination. Mr. Heinz, who’s …