Gov. Mark Sanford is set return to his office tomorrow following widespread panic over his whereabouts. [hiking boots]

As for Sen. John Kerry – he hasn’t been heard from since 2004.

Update: Wikipedia on top of the "absence" like CNN on Twitter.

UPDATE: A reader reminds us that we’re morons …

If you haven’t heard or seen anything on Senator Kerry that is because YOU ARE NOT PAYING ATTENTION! Mr. Kerry has been not only around, but very busy as the CHAIRMAN OF THE SENATE FOREIGN RELATION COMMITTEE. Try doing a google search once in a while or check out a Democratic blog site- they all are well aware of everything he has been doing and how hard he has been working.

We appreciate Mr. Kerry’s staff reading our blog.