This can’t be real.  No way. PS: We would’ve posted blurbs from the story [here] , but since it was crafted by the fine people at the Associated Press, we chose not to.

Republicans vs. Democrats Members of Congress playing baseball Staffers drinking on a school night Yep, this sounds like a great opportunity for live Twitter updates. A few FamousDC editors are sending real time updates from the baseball game. You can check it out here: www.twitter.com/FamousDC

For those of you wondering if Obama Girl got work post election, worry no more. Amber Lee Ettinger, the young woman who became an Internet sensation by writhing in her bikini and lip-synching "I’ve got a crush on Obama" during the 2008 presidential election, has got a new gig. And, …

In an attempt to make an already slow legislative process slower, nearly 550 retirees will travel to Capitol Hill today to lobby their representatives.  [add a minimum of five minutes to your evening commute.] Retirees Lobby Congress on Health Care Reform Nearly 550 retirees, visiting Washington for the Alliance for …

Summer Swing [Jackie Montgomery ] What happens at the Pig [stays ]

Barry Bostwick as Sen. John Ensign in Lifetime Movie Of The Week: "Senatorial Courtesy" UPDATE: A reader thinks this one might be better.

Erik Brady:‘The American way’: Sports hire lobbyists for Capitol Hill clout "That is what it is," Watts says. "I don’t think you’ll find any government affairs shop that believes they’re overpaid."

We understand that being a staffer on Capitol Hill means that you’re more important than everyone else, and while we hate to pile on after the whistle, what you’re about to read is the definition of terrible bedside manner … If you want to score a meeting with Rep. Jim …

The Roll Call Congressional baseball game is tonight, which only means one thing — attendance at Nat’s stadium is set to double. The Congressional Baseball Game — the 48th annual Roll Call game is set to be played tonight at Nationals Park — was born in 1909 with Rep. John …

Why are we buying companies losing money by the minute? We want these. Diatribes by Joah President Obama: 5 Companies US Taxpayers Would Like to Own President Obama, We wanted to write you and see if you would consider buying into some American companies that we think would be sounder …

Watching TV can be good for your health.  [dodges falling tree] Robert Monsarrat, 86, said he might be dead if not for the switch from analog to digital TV. Because the TV in his bedroom didn’t work, he was in the kitchen when a tree fell through his bedroom. He …

Who knew Al Roker was so talented.  [via TMZ] Heidi Pratt wants to warn any woman who comes on the "Today " show that Al Roker may have it in for them! "Heidi, who claims Roker viciously attacked her and hubby Spencer Pratt on the air this morning, tells us …

M Slash 1, the Man [ZERO ] Lil Wayne [blind ]

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***FREE BOOK*** The first 3 people at Saturday’s book party who say FamousDC sent them get a free copy. You’ve read the Ryan Grim Famous 5 interview . You’ll (hopefully) buy the book . Now you can attend the book launch: When: Saturday, June 20th at 8:00 p.m. Where: American …