Tucker Carlson vs. Michael Steele heated up, Michael Calderone got a new gig, sadly – there is not a “Catch Phrase for Dummies” on the market, Erik Brown is excited this week is over, David All was born on both Good Friday and Friday the 13th, House lawmakers aren’t into …

Missouri state Representative has a challenger: her husband [typical] An eastern Missouri lawmaker is facing an election challenge from her husband whom she accuses of physical violence. He denies the abuse allegations and says he is running to help the state’s workers. We can’t wait to see the attack ads.

The Atlantic: Why the RNC Won’t Can Michael Steele

It’s Good Friday, right?  [Come on man…] We’re quite certain other docs in the area are seeking an endless stream of new clients.

Politico: Barney Frank rips staffer-turned-lobbyist

Michael Blake Adam Conner Sean Davis Christine Delargy Dawn Dodge Chris Gindlesperger Kevin Hechtkopf Tim Neill Anna Palmer Michelle Gloden Schoenfeld

Wednesday morning = FamousDC warns the world about Guam tipping over Wednesday afternoon = Fark sounds the Drew Curtis alarm Thursday = CBS News signals the masses Aren’t the Internets fun?

After years of awkward happy hours and “meet ups,” have social media experts turned the social corner? Not quite. A new study proves that most bloggers, tweeters, Foursquarers and Facebookers still can’t function properly if asked to engage in a non tech-related gathering. “I’ve tried to talk to people about …

This April Fools’ joke is a big f*cking deal… In what might be the most hilarious April Fools‘ prank of the day, BarackObama.com has just posted for sale what they’re calling “Health Reform Is A BFD” Men’s T-shirt. Nicely played.

In a bid to protect the rights of the good looking, Senators Brown and Thune will put their monosyllabic names together to form a new caucus. No word yet on a Joint Committee with Reps. Bono and Herseth Sandlin…either way, look for video. Note: Sen. Brown renounced his retirement minutes …

Welcome Farkers [Drew Curtis for President]

We’ve known it for years, we just never had proof.  According to the latest FDC survey, nobody [including staff] actually reads the legislation that is crafted on Capitol Hill. “We never read these things – they’re just too long,” said an unidentified staffer wearing salmon-colored khakis and a crab belt. …

This can’t be real… The Republican National Committee sent a fundraising mail piece earlier this month with a return number that leads to a phone sex line offering “live, one-on-one talk with a nasty girl who will do anything you want for just $2.99 per minute.” Audio of the call …

Crabs, lobsters, whales, and sailboats are banding together to face their common enemy: Georgetown Frat Daddies. In what is likely only the first salvo in what promises to be an epic battle between critter and Cap Clubber, a crab left its braided belt homeland to take the life of a …