CNN compares it to the Great Wall of China.  [Of course they did]

Does the name Chuck Purgason ring a bell?  He’s a Republican candidate for the U.S. Senate in Missouri.  Matter of fact, we recently did a post about Chuck and how he looked strikingly similar to that of Lloyd from “Dumb and Dumber”. Well, we’re proud to announce that Chuck has …

We refuse to blog today until we learn how to make a McGriddle.  [delicious]

Titanic Avatar Oil Spill AP: Federal officials are hoping film director James Cameron can help them come up with ideas on how to stop the disastrous oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. H/T Last Call!

Tweeting is easier when you copy and paste. [Palin Plagiarizes]

Planet Earth is warming. Bedroom … not so much. Insider sources tell us that Al and Tipper Gore are splitting.  And by insider sources, we mean Google. Update: Twitter Reaction to the News @jstrevino: Just one thought on the Gore thing: who gets the Internet? Fark.com: Al Gore concedes erection …

Sadly, this picture is not photoshopped. [click to help]

Christian Bourge [tennis shoes & dress pants] Sunday Summer Party [BlairDC] Things [stay the same] Professional [attire] Iced [sighting]

Rep. Diane Watson had a five-minute speech paying tribute to Gary Coleman. We can just imagine the office conversation before the floor speech: Staffer: “Congresswoman, there are 20 thousand gallons of oil pouring into the Gulf everyday. Want to touch that on the floor?” Congresswoman: “Nah, that’s a toughie.” Staffer: …

One week, kids… [stoked] For everyone — his fans, his soon-to-be Nationals teammates and, perhaps most of all, Stephen Strasburg himself — the wait is nearly over. Strasburg, the phenom regarded as maybe the best pitching prospect of all time, will make his ravenously anticipated major league debut on June …

We hope you enjoyed the holiday weekend. Just remember …

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“Fame is the worst drug known to man.” — Jay Z

So much for thinking your leftovers were safe. [what’s for lunch?] From Fark: *knock* *knock* Hello, I’m here to take census information. Anybody home? *knock* *knock* Hello? Oh well, I’ll walk on in and collect data anyway since we’re allowed We’re not quite sure how they estimate the number of …

We’ve been begging for this for years. [reality?]