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Ms. B Hayden

Ms. B Hayden

If you had to go to work on the Hill today, here’s what you did while waiting for the day to end. 1. Debated the panda cam vs the puppy cam. 2.  Creepy-stalked friends’ children. 3. Went through email inbox deleting every Politico/Roll Call/The Hill email and unsubscribing from random …

Dear Capitol Hill Staff, Do you need some good karma points?  Has your blood alcohol level returned to normal after this weekend?  If so, head on down to the Cannon Caucus room and spend a few minutes donating your much-needed blood. Because of multiple devastating tornadoes last week, the Red Cross is …

Rep. Grace Napolitano may or may not know that’s she’s been paying homage to good ole Leap Day William on the House floor today. According to 30 Rock, LD William emerges every Leap Day to trade children’s tears for candy. Lets hope Rep. Napolitano doesn’t have a sweet tooth.  

As a 27 yr old, straight female – I already feel guilty enough when I check out a hot guy and then look down to see his intern badge of honor hanging from his pleated pants. So you can only imagine how distraught I was as I watched a video …

Happy Movember! Ladies, get excited! It is finally November, a month in which men across our great nation, and our very own Capitol Hill, will exert their manhood and let it grow for a good cause. In the meantime, let’s look around the Hill and reflect on those mustachioed men (and unfortunately …