Ladies, get excited! It is finally November, a month in which men across our great nation, and our very own Capitol Hill, will exert their manhood and let it grow for a good cause.
In the meantime, let’s look around the Hill and reflect on those mustachioed men (and unfortunately some women) who keep their upper lip warm year ‘round.
First off, has anyone noticed that Democrats are much more liberal stache producers? Did Republicans like Phil Gingrey and Tom Price feel the need to conserve the energy spent maintaining their lips-locks? What was it that made “Rep DeFuzzio” go back to plain old Pete Defazio?
However, the disappearing Mo is not a problem in the New York delegation. I’m inclined to believe that there was a mustache-infused poll question leading to their “strongly supporting” the stache.
Or this man?
Then he would understand the House Republican’s frustration with having good things stuck in annoying places.
So to all the Members with baby soft skin, remember the mustache has a higher approval rating than Congress. Go ahead and get out there, grow your stache and raise some cash (for charity – not your reelect.)
Henry Waxman – the most ironically named mustachioed member.
When Eric Holder first grew his stache, rumor was it was fast and furious.
Now would be a great time for Rep Denny Rehberg to champion a campaign slogan like “Stache 4 Senate” or “He won’t give you no lip.”