Since recess has come to an end, the Ladies Who Lobby spent some time thinking about the personalities we’ve uncovered at some of DC’s most (in)famous bars… …We spend a lot of time drinking. Dan’s Cafe = Drunk college students. Drunks. Tortilla Coast = Interns as far as the eye …

Raise your hand if you’ve never done this. “The family also said he vomited in their backyard and scared their daughter.” See which boss is going to be pissed.

Dear Cabbies, If you’d like to make a few bucks Saturday night – as opposed to driving around, smoking cigarettes, listening to Phil Collins and wondering why nobody needs a ride from Cap Lounge, then take note: Taste of the South, the event in which sobriety is no where to …

‘D, E, F, H, G, H, I, J, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T.” – The alphabet, as recited by Rep. Vito “Vino” Fossella (R-N.Y.) when he was stopped May 1 on suspicion of drunk driving. We might think he got screwed (G? K?) if he hadn’t …

From Roll Call: Rep. Fossella Arrested on Drunken-Driving Charges Thursday, May 1, 2008; 3:05 pm … Rep. Vito Fossella (R-N.Y.) was arrested Wednesday night in Alexandria, Va., for driving while intoxicated, The Washington Post reported Thursday afternoon.