Since recess has come to an end, the Ladies Who Lobby spent some time thinking about the personalities we’ve uncovered at some of DC’s most (in)famous bars…
…We spend a lot of time drinking.
Dan’s Cafe =
Drunk college students. Drunks.
Tortilla Coast = Interns as far as the eye can see.
Hamilton’s = Again, interns. But this time, interns that play kickball.
Cap Lounge = Staff Assistants. Still look like interns but they’re rocking slightly less revealing & disheveled looks. Emphasis on the slightly.
Smith Point = Biddy Legislative Assistants.
Policy = Policy Assistant. Because duh.
P.J. Clarke’s = VP Public Relations Firm. Casual class.
Little Miss Whiskey’s = Hipster Policy Analyst. Moved to H St. before it was cool.
Sonoma = Legislative Directors.
Beuchert’s Saloon = Chiefs of Staff.
Hank’s on the Hill = Southern Chiefs of Staff.
Pearl Dive/Black Jack = Every Lobbyist Ever.
The Gibson = The Hip Lobbyist.
Columbia Room = Hip lobbyist with an Expense Account.
Sidecar = The Hungry Lobbyist.
Off the Record = Edward Snowden.
Marvin’s = Good ol’ Boys of Georgetown.
Molly Malone’s = Hill Reporters.
Lucky Bar = Aging Frat Boys wearing socks with Sperry’s.
Izakya = Your Foodie Friend.
Public = Ew no one goes here. Stop that.
Tosca = The Real Power Brokers.
Red Derby = The Ladies Who Lobby, getting kicked off the roof.
Photo by Noe Todorovich.