We know what you’re doing Superbowl Sunday. Do you? Remember that are two other days this weekend – don’t neglect them from your couch. Let’s do something.

It’s a bad week for DC’s animal lovers. The majestic snowy white owl got hit by a bus. An eight year old cheetah at the National Zoo was euthanized. And RUSTY ALREADY LEFT DC.

Textbook trouble for VA gov [Sea of Japan or East Sea?] The D.C. laws, [they do nothing] 395 in DC is about to go hipster [i.e. it’s going underground] People steal everything from restaurants [shameless] We wish we had this map as children [how much snow it takes to cancel school]

Don’t miss this adorable, delicious event from the Washington Humane Society this Wednesday, February 5th. What’s Sugar and Champagne all about? We’ll break it down for you. You’ll eat dessert, drink champagne, check out irresistible pups and help the Washington Humane Society’s cause, which basically cancels out the champagne and …

Have you heard? Life is RUFF out there for our dogs out there in the DMV. So many of them have great homes, but what about the ones that don’t? Luckily the Washington Humane Society is here to help our furry friends who don’t have forever homes. We are looking …

Unemployment is down [in the DC area] Frank Luntz had some [cool kicks last night] Coupe’s stopping its [24 hour service] Table giving up handwriting their menus [people stole em] Pretty Smithsonian Arts & Industries building on the mall  [won’t reopen] Guy donates land for a Loudoun park [they got …

“What does it spell?”

DMV artists to [watch out for] Puppies Puppies Everywhere: [cute is an understatement] Woo Me at the Zoo [nothing says love like a giant panda] WORST. IDEA. EVER?  [pardon my vomit during takeoff] Get drunk with Obama [warm your soul here] Photo by  John Sonderman

It’s too polar [for a plunge] Ezra Klein & Vox [a match made in heaven] Take a step back in time in DC [with crack – yes, crack] This cab went a little crazy this weekend [driver hit everything] DC residents do not want new soccer stadium [what soccer team? …

#NATIONAL #MLKDAY; SUPER BOWL COUNTDOWN: 9 days; We are honestly frozen to death; #TeamUSA uniforms – umm what?; MITT is now on Netflix; Reminder: Don’t take a ‘selfie’ with a stolen phone; Doughnut-flavored beer?!?!?!?; It’s a HEAT NATION;  Justice for Sean Taylor, finally; Sorry we’re NOT sorry; #THEDISTRICT There is no Washington, D.C.; SNOWBALL FIGHT IN DUPONT CIRCLE; Soon you may be able to …

Slow clap for USA Today’s FTW blog.

City Paper dug into the question of Washington, D.C.’s name and found out Washington, D.C. isn’t the name of our fair city after all. Colloquially, people began referring to the new city as “New Washington.” But officially? … According to Cynthia Brock-Smith, secretary of the District of Columbia, the 1871 …

With athletes going to Sochi pretty soon, the Team USA uniform has been unveiled. We have questions (below this stunning photo). Did Ralph Lauren’s elderly aunt knit this sweater? Assuming she did, did he feel compelled to make it the uniform of Team USA out of guilt?  (“Of course I love …

Happy Birthday Georgetown [Hoyas whaaat] Hedwig visited DC [snowy owl sighting] Justin Bieber drunk and drag racing [his usual Wednesday night] “Mitt” seems like it’s pretty good [and coming to Netflix] The extreme weather change [broke a metro rail] Another wedding ring bites the dust [in the DuPont snowball fight …

[Update: She’s been found!] Has anyone seen Brandi? Brandi is a 45lb yellow lab mix with bright blue eyes. Last seen near U St. NE and 2nd St. NE. If you see her, don’t chase her, she’s shy. You don’t have to be  a good samaritan- there’s a reward. Call 443-310-7631 if you’ve …