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Kate Walsh (yes, this one ) was spotted sitting in the lap of a certain public affairs official at DHS during a recent party in DC. Kate is in the middle of a divorce. The DHS staffer is likely now in the middle of some hot water.

Meghan McCain was not pleased when a host at the WHCD questioned her math skills. [T1-82] Sen. John McCain’s daughter — who writes online for The Daily Beast and will soon release a book about life as a Republican — lost it after getting stopped by security when she arrived …

This is not a mere commentary on the looks of your current short list, as that would be shallow, and really isn’t worth getting into … yikes . But here are our top 10 reasons why you should select Kimberly for the high court: 10) She’s a Fox News host…thereby …

Big ups to Team Nora over at Last Call. SHOT . . . "I’ve reached out to him several times, and I’m done" — RNC chair Michael Steele, on Obama (3/28). . . . CHASER "I appreciate the president giving me a shout out. I’ve given him a few over …

Spotted! At the Capitol Hill Good Stuff on Monday: Mark David [Hipster] Should we tell him that Lennon’s already dead?  Or, wait, is that the guy who beat the crap out of Dan Rather? [still around, btw ]  Maybe the angsters are turning their ire on Wolf Blitzer?  [that would …

Legendary Howard Stern producer and life-long Mets fan was given the chance to throw out the first pitch at Citi field this past Saturday. The result? See for yourself. Crackhead Bob, Eric the Midget or any Wack Packer would have done a better job. Even worse, Stern fans know that …

Just when thought her 15 minutes of fame was up, Susan Boyle sings on. The “Britain’s Got Talent” singing sensation was recently invited to visit with Obama at the White House. Britain’s Got Talent’s Hairy Angel confessed to being TOO NERVOUS to meet the American president – her most famous …

We pop bottles [Cristalino ] Air Force One [playaz ] Chuck Bass [sighting ] Metro [debit cards ]

It’s a Tweet down! After being asked by Patrick Ruffini, Joe Trippi calls a George Stephanopoulos story about John Edwards: "complete BS — fantasyland – not true." The story George Stephanopoulos: Edwards Staff Had Affair ‘Doomsday’ Strategy Basically, if it looked like Edwards was going to win the Democratic Party …

Thanks to good guys over at The Foggy Monocle, we now know that Chevy’s has a cut-off of eight drinks per person. ChevysChevalier : I can’t decide what is more depressing — that I learned what the cutoff limit is at Chevy’s, or that I wasn’t even remotely drunk after …

B.J. Novak, stand-up comedian and screenwriter, was just spotted at Sports Club LA near Georgetown.  Novak, who plays Ryan Howard on the NBC sitcom "The Office", was cruising at about 8 mph on the treadmill.

Comedian Wanda Sykes, who headlined the #nerdprom [WHCD] tonight, took a few vicious jabs at conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh: Via POLITICO: "You’ve had your fair share of critics. … Rush Limbaugh said this administration fails. … He just wants the country to fail. To me that’s treason. He’s not …

… which means the twitter machine is fired up and ready to get classy! Who’s Oprah wearing? Where’s Joey Pants sitting? Is that guy in the tux an American Idol finalist or Rep. Aaron Schock  (R- Hot)? FamousDC will be working hard (enough to keep it interesting at least) to …