GoRemy [the genius behind the Arlington Rap ] recently moved to the DC area – and we’re pretty pumped up about it. You [and 10,000,000 friends] have seen his work on YouTube. Now we get a chance to learn more about the crazy hummus rapper. 1) We saw your latest …

Wake Up Call gem: "I did not sign up for this. I wanted to be lieutenant governor. I had this grand plan that Hillary Clinton was going to become president. Maybe the governor would appoint me to the Senate" — [Gov.]Paterson, on how his grand plans went to s#@t [City …

Dear Honda, This is exactly what our country needs.  Does it come with a cup holder? Respectfully, FDC

ACORN founder Wade Rathke discussing attacks on his group: “It’s balderdash on top of poppycock Balderdash? Poppycock? Welcome to the year 2009, Rathke … Nobody has talked like that since Prohibition. But don’t worry, we are here to help with three modern responses that are simple, to the point, and …

If you’ve got a few minutes to spare, check out Megan’s article from the latest issue of The Atlantic. Her WASPy tales of Nantucket explain why we all pay so much for wedding photographers. Megan McArdle: Why Goldman Always Wins IN THE SUMMER of 2000, David Poor, a direct descendant …

Immortal Beloved [Project Beltway ] A-T-L, Georgia [What We Do For Ya ] WeLoveDC [K Street Kate ] Duffman [DC Metro ] 9 Laws [Pick-Up ]

Now, we aren’t endorsing or promoting this event, but we thought it was worth pointing out to the masses. The Women Under Forty PAC is holding their Fall Bash tomorrow and a few things caught our attention. One, it is geared toward women under forty, but open to the public …

FamousDC wishes Happy Birthday to two people that keep DC Famous: Sean Spicer Ana Marie Cox Now get out there and make some bad decisions!

Any guesses as to which politician is featured in this story? HE dumps salt on almost everything, even saltine crackers. He devours burnt bacon and peanut butter sandwiches. He has a weakness for hot dogs, cheeseburgers, and fried chicken, washing them down with a glass of merlot. Mike Huckabee? Joe …

On his new radio show last night — now called "Foley on Politics" – ex-Rep. Mark Foley (R-FL) told listeners, "I’ve always enjoyed having conversations" [via Wake Up Call]

We think former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina, who is looking to challenge Sen. Barbara Box in California, has a new website that’s "coming soon."  [question mark]

DC cab drivers are on strike today. WJLA:  D.C. Taxi Drivers Strike Over Fares You might have some trouble catching a cab in the District Tuesday because of a strike to protest low fares. … The strike was primarily organized by two cab driver union, according to John Porterfield, a …

Hint: If you’re trying to garner the attention of WUSA’s Angie Goff – you don’t need to do so by making repeated visits to the Grooming Lounge and spending your paycheck on Vineyard Vines neck ties.  Apparently all it takes is a maroon gown and a headdress. Chief Zee has …

Shaun Suisham [all points] Marion Barry [bad year] Arugula [BeyondDC] Picture Day [official] Vests [style]

Before last night’s Dancing With the Stars episode aired, it was unclear as to whether Tom DeLay would be able to impress America, and more importantly, develop a fan base — especially going up against Peyton Manning and MNF . 10 seconds into his "Wild Thing" dance [and after the …