Honest Abe has his sword jacked [why?] This is how you live socially [booze and guns] Chelsea Clinton to report for NBC [congrats] Skins have issues [a lot of them] By Nightfly38

It’s Friday. It’s Veterans’ Day. It’s a 3-day weekend. It’s fall. I couldn’t be happier. Everything points to a perfect weekend of fun and I have just the lineup for you. Friday Whether you have the day off or not, it’s a must that we pay tribute to the veterans …

Thank you [USA] By Bhamgal

Who’s better at golf? [Jack Abramoff or Pat Gavin?] The most painful video you’ll watch all week [Perry freezes] Herman will take a lie detector test [except that maybe he won’t] Nats catcher kidnapped [yes, you read that correctly] TwitPic by: @mattyspencah

h/t Funny or Die Herman Cain’s Campaign Promises with Mike Tyson from Mike Tyson

Catwalks rarely come to mind when thinking about Washington, DC. Yet that was not the case last night at the second annual Geek 2 Chic event at Bloomingdale’s in Chevy Chase. Merging all my favorite things – fashion, technology and men – I eagerly watched twenty-five of DC’s hottest geeks …

Meet David White By day, he’s the co-owner and COO of Keybridge Communications, a boutique public relations firm. By night, he runs one of the country’s most popular wine blogs, www.Terroirist.com. The blog celebrates its first anniversary today. He was nice enough to spend a few minutes with us for a FamousDC …

Fourteen thousand seven hundred seventy-seven Think about that number. Now think about the greatest basketball player of all time: Michael Jordan Michael Jordan missed 14,777 shots during his career (regular season, playoffs, All-Star games). He missed over 14,000 shots in front of millions of people, but he always went back …

Occupy Sneakers [they’re on the move] John McCain’s next idea [third party] ESPN Zone auctioning off games [steals] Zip Car vs. DC [the love is gone, way gone]

This Saturday hosts one of DC’s biggest games. Team Brunette will battle Team Blonde to recapture the cup in their annual flag football game benefiting the Alzheimer’s Association. This is no joke. These 70+ ladies have been practicing since August and passed $100k raised on Monday. It comes down to …

Twitter hires Mindy Finn [congrats] Low turnout [again] America’s Mayor wants his son to fill his seat [Marion] Blind Pilot @ 9:30 Club [photos] Like a good neighbor [Bread for the city] By Oscalito

And we don’t like it either. In order to help pass the time when it gets dark at 5:30 pm, here are a couple of games to play in between rounds of Words With Friends: FamousDC: Capitol Hill Bingo FamousDC: Washington Journo Adventure And perhaps you can do us a …

Speaker’s Balcony Proposal Brian Bilbray’s scheduler Jennifer Polk got engaged this past Thursday to former Dreier staffer Ryan Maxson on the Speaker’s Balcony. Photo taken by Jim Billimoria Dome Tour Proposal As not to be out done, Danny Reeves proposed to his long time girlfriend Jacqueline Shempp on the top …

Today is Phil Larson’s Super Bowl. The Hill’s Peter Schroeder: White House: No proof of alien life The Obama administration officially announced Monday that the government has found no evidence of extraterrestrial life. In response to a public petition, the White House said it has “no evidence” of alien life, …