Great happy hour last night [definitely more to come] Pelosi mocks Colbert [funny] Bachmann mocks herself [interesting] Where lonely people go [bar pictures] Photo by Jeremy Art

Happy weekend folks! Here’s my lineup for all your weekend fun. Enjoy! Thursday Karl Denson’s Tiny Universe with Anders Osbourne – so sad I will not be making this show due to yet again back injury annoyances, but that doesn’t mean you have to miss it. Grab your tickets now …

Valentine’s – a day you either love or hate. Everything is pink and couples woo each other with roses and chocolates, while singles throw anti-Vday parties with black balloons and voodoo dolls. Don’t you just love it? Hopefully by now, if you do have a Valentine, you have secured a …

Ah, budget day. The joyous day when Congressional staff hunker down and plow through the budget. Just like taxes, it happens once a year and you can’t escape it. So grab some pizza and put your game face on. It’s freaking budget time. House Majority Whip Kevin McCarthy’s office didn’t …

CPAC make out break out session [what?] Kasich delivers interesting remarks [for 100 minutes] Drop your pants and run like hell [for a good cause] Boundary Road opens Monday [H St.] via Frozen Tropics

Did a Bad Lip Reading endorsement lead to the Santorum primary victory last night?

This is too cool.

Santorum wins [shutout] Caps win [shutout] Don’t forget to panic!!!!11 [snowfall] Is there a debate tonight? [website tool] We love fries too [Next Round] Via: filmdrunk.uproxx.com

Rachel Weiner: N.C. Republican Rep. Sue Myrick retiring And now let’s watch the greatest House floor speech of all time:

Last night the Jefferson Hotel hosted Fashion for Paw‘s 6th annual launch event to kick start the weeks of fundraising leading up to the Washington Humane Society’s April 14th Fashion Show. The invite-only list included committee members, models, and top fundraisers for the Washington Humane Society. A bar with theme-inspired …

When the words Crystal City are uttered, the response is rarely a jump for party-going joy.  On Friday night, I learned this will no longer be the case with the opening of the resto-lounge, Melody Tavern, located on the ground level of The Eclipse on Center Park Condominiums.  The 6,700 square-foot live-music venue and …

Spotted on Capitol Hill

Popular Super Bowl ad not filmed in Detroit [scene selection] Romney “Money” shot fake [who fell for it?] The genius of Will Ferrell [Super Bowl ad] New Greek Eatery [14th & W] The Onion is not real [whoops] By Washington Suites Alexandria Hotel  

Last Thursday night, I ventured out to the uber-chill jazz club, Bohemian Caverns, to check out The Hot of Nights – Raleigh, NC-based friends Chris Boerner, Matt Douglas, and Nick Baglio – with Dutchman Nicolay, a member of the Grammy-nominated Wilmington, NC band, The Foreign Exchange.  Together, they have re-arranged …

Giants win [again] Republican Gilligan spoof [photo] Stink bug numbers down [rejoice] The banned Peta ad [too risky] Be careful wear you look [clean up time] Photo: Joshua Yospyn/TBD