It’s the weekend DC and I’ve got all your events lined up here, including how you can celebrate Earth Day! There is a ton of stuff going on so don’t miss any of it! Enjoy! Thursday Ben & Jerry’s – want to sample the ice cream duo’s new Greek Frozen …

Ladies America, founded by DC’s Lindsey Mask, and the United States Chamber of Commerce Center for Women in Business have joined forces to host 2012’s “Women Leading the Future” day-long women’s conference on May 5, 9:00 AM – 3:00 PM. This conference brings some of the most powerful women in America together …

Employed DC workers claiming unemployment [fraud] A reason we love Bob Beckel [f-bomb] One year after the G-Town flood [pictures] Savor the little things during unemployment [broads] Romney still horsing around [interesting] By dasmart

Members of congress, staff, media and the American Beverage Association came out to the cannon caucus room yesterday for the 2nd annual ABA Beverage Showcase. Delivery drivers from coca-cola, Pepsi, Dr Pepper and SunnyD were on hand for pictures along with the Nationals’ Racing Presidents. Attendees were able to explore …

The victory lap [images of a lifetime] Defense Secretary admits he ain’t cheap [and you pay] Metro buses in flames [again] Secret Service scandal [still messy] Campaign bus downgrade [better than a horse trailer] By zir6rm

100 Years After by Patrick G. Ryan of SnarkInfested

If you’re working on the Hill and trying to find your way, skip the lobbyist gig on our flowchart, take the lessons you learned on the Hill to entertainment and become the next Alec Baldwin: Baldwin recalls that back then, his fellow interns had one thing on their minds: “Most of these …

h/t Jeremy Art

Just another video putting words in politician’s mouths from PoliPop  

Not a good day for GSA [party is over] Shuttle to pass over DC [10-11am] Another new media contest [friend request time] We love Pandas in DC [40 years] By Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum  

Hillary dances in Colombia [wild woman] Nats fall by a few [shake it off] Cheney speaks [we’ll give you one guess] Emancipation Day Parade [parade] Pizza town [DC] By clydeorama

I’m excited to tell you Hotline’s annual Political Pursuit is just around the corner. But before we get to the main event, we’re trying something new this year – we’re giving you the opportunity to match wits with Chuck Todd, Amy Walter, Tom Davis, Martin Frost and our all-star panel …

What’s wrong with this picture? [hint: the people on the far right are using the stairs] Photo by: Robert Bluey  

Pete Snyder is running,  Jake Tapper is married to Wonder Woman, Mike and Julie Shutley are back in town this weekend, Allison Cunningham is going to get her birthday BBQ on this Saturday, could Tim Berry out bowl Brett Loper?, Don Seymour is as cool as the other side of …