WWII Vets with Honor Flight walked through a cheering crowd at Reagan National on May 23.

Shira Toeplitz experienced what most of us do on our morning commute: Flying port-a-potties.

Tell us what we can’t drink [yeah] Deleting those tweets doesn’t matter [oh boy] Michelle O confuses husband’s life [happens] Repaving near Wilson Bridge [delays]

Another weekend is upon us and what better way to kick off the month of June than all my weekend picks. You know you love ‘em. So, let’s go! Thursday The Erik Deutsch Band – as you have heard me say time and time again, I heart my buddy Erik’s …

The Daily Caller is reporting that Rep. McCotter’s name will be left off the Republican ballot in Michigan. The reason: He was lied to. “I kind of feel like Ron Burgundy after Veronica Corningstone changed the teleprompter tagline,” McCotter, known for his references to music and pop culture, said in …

Issa and Colbert’s troop gift exchange [Reddit] This is how you tip [high time] And… there he goes again [Donald] Better speller than us [six-year-old] Obama loves Bob Dylan [cool cat] By jjcinit

Heard on the Hill: USSFCU Fills Cups Like Double Ds Forget AAA credit ratings, the Senate Federal Credit Union is thinking more along the lines of double-D status for its loyal customers. In a folding mailer sent recently to its patrons, the bank — unaffiliated with the Senate but with …

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Spotted in the courtyard area in the center of the Cannon complex. We’re told the chair leg is broken and out for the remainder of the session.

SpaceX makes history [NASA cheers] McCain calls heckler a jerk [why not?] DC ain’t cheap [lifestyle woes] Can DC grow w/ 20-somethings? [WaPo]

Y’all be careful out there.

Memorial Day weekend is upon us and we all know what this means – pools across town will be opening up! All kidding aside, it’s also the weekend we honor our veterans’ service and sacrifice. For those of you staying in town, I’ve got one heck of a weekend lineup …

Still delusional [Donald] Entire DC firefighter shift falls ill [what happened?] Pay it forward umbrella [snay] Mitt wants your data [smart] By Ryan, Ryan, Ryan

So you want to be a DC journalist? Before wading into the unknown, take a spin around the DC Journo Board and see if you’re able to escape with your dignity intact. Look out for angry flacks, disgruntled Members of Congress and the occasional unfriendly editor. If you’re lucky, you’ll …

Joe Scarborough broadcasts while intoxicated [beer] DC spent less time in the car last year [transportation] BuzzFeed is opening a DC office [LOLcats] Booker getting hit left and right [campaign] Google is amazing [homepage]