Gummy Bears tour Washington [yummy] 5 painful spots to get a tattoo [ouch] Great way to waste 10 minutes at work [fail] Obama’s First Coming [washer and dryer] Shouldn’t they be doing something more important? [Penn] Not ready for prime-time [Captain Ed] Send us links to tips AT famousdc DOT …

According to the Caucus blog, Hill blew into town this morning, but it wasn’t to work on behalf of New Yorkers.  She was too tied up in campaign promising.

Last week MSNBC host David Shuster eloquently referred to the Clinton campaign’s use of Chelsea on the campaign trail as her being “pimped out.”  He was suspended, and now MSNBC is running scared of the Clinton wrath, and having everyone apologize on his behalf, even Keith Olbermann.  Only one problem, as the …

McCain at CPAC [boo, yea, boo] U.S. denies Amy Winehouse entry; will not attend Grammys [back to rehab] MKH: McCain at CPAC [thumbs up] Harkin: No Support for Farm Subsidy Cuts [old McDonald] Sam Donaldson talks with Perez Hilton [jump the shark] Newseum Grand Opening April 11 [free admission for …

h/t Fishbowl

Let the gut punching continue. The Associated Press (2/6, Pickler) reports, “With a split decision on Super Tuesday, Hillary Rodham Clinton and Barack Obama have entered into a protracted campaign that may not end for weeks. This isn’t how it was supposed to play out in the compressed primary calendar. …

This should seal it for Hillary [Perez endorsement] This will be cute up until the point he’s broke [wtf] Another Spicer Special [Flat Stanley] Mankiller for Hillary [bags another endorsement] Profiles of the 5 remaining Prez candidates [5?] *You can do better, huh?  Prove it: tips AT famousdc DOT COM

Romney, who led in early rounds of voting, just lost to Huckabee in West Virginia. WASHINGTON (Reuters) – Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee won the Republican presidential nominating race in West Virginia on Tuesday, defeating John McCain and Mitt Romney in the first of the day’s 24 state contests to …

Former Hill staffer now making the calls for Romney [national political director]

Last night it was Hillary’s turn to convince the American electorate that she was the underdog. NEW YORK (AP) — That rough, husky tone to New York Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton’s voice didn’t come from the campaign trail. “Every New Yorker has a sore throat after last night,” Clinton told …

Romney campaigns throughout the night [red bull]

Anne Schroder at the Politico has posed a very interesting question. What top-floor K Street lobby shop is losing employees by the bucketload? Rumor has it the firm lost at least 14 people in 18 months and, as of yesterday, its website didn’t work. Any guesses?

18 and 1 and all I got was this lousy t-shirt [busted] That is REAL money folks [series of tubes] A map of the internet?  [well done] If all the presidential candidates were cereal boxes [silly rabbit] Costco looking at selling own line of beer [beer me] Is the Tipping …

Is Al Green on hold with Rahm, or does he just not care that Queen Nancy’s house rules clearly state, “refrain from using electronic equipment, including cellular phones or lap top computers, on the floor?” Watch the video below and look for Green’s Bluetooth device in his ear… With big …