Rebellion [speed camera graffiti] Twelve days till [fall] We aren’t riding the Metro [as much] Washington Redskins [loss] ESPN joins the trend: Washington DC [Not-the-Redskins] New DC United stadium [closer than ever] Photo by Andrew Bossi

Real question. We’re pulling a list together. Email us ([email protected]) your recommendations. Photo by Robb Hohmann

Football week [one] Congrats, grad! [doggie in a cap + gown] Dog swim [public pools] Dennis Rodman = Kim Jong Un spokesperson [baby] Maryland / Maryland [secession] UMD Scholarship for 9:30 [bouncer] Moon probe launch from [Virginia] You’ll have to wait 24 hours to get that leaping dolphin [tattoos] Photo …

Red lines, Blurred lines, Drunk pick-up lines. Can we just enjoy this weekend? Officially time to say bye bye to white and hello to fall; Congrats girl, it’s a girl!; Read this right now, or die; Cheers to Jim Scuitto on the new CNN gig; FOOTBALL; Who spotted Gene Sperling …

Strike against VA residency: Amazon [sales tax] Stop trying to make Walmart happen, it’s not going to [happen] Nationals don’t have the most expensive, just the 4th most expensive [beer] Photo by Andrew Bossi

“Don’t be boring,” [WaPo] DC Mumbo sauce legally trademarked in [Chitown] Maryland kid uses karate to fight off attacker [8 year olds dude] Photo by Noe Todorovich 

USA, USA [soccer] Sad DC music news [Josh Burdette] Online [poker] Photo by Josh Bassett

How I spent my Congressional [summer vacation] Fall: Pumpkin spice lattes, graveyards at your new [school] Get your [prance on] New York Times are sore losers [Nationals] Photo by Noe Todorovich

Happy Birthday to foodie, FamousDC writer and Hungry Lobbyist founder Brian Johnson! Technically his birthday is tomorrow, but he deserves birthday wishes at least two days in a row, if not more. If you have a moment today or tomorrow, wish Brian Marshall Johnson a Happy Birthday! –The FDC Team

Everybody’s #Twerking for the Weekend: Eliana Johnson spent some time with Corey Booker’s imaginary friend, T-Bone, be sure to tell Jennifer Strong happy birthday today, what will Brian Marshall Johnson (AKA the Hungry Lobbyist) eat for his birthday on Saturday? Wish him a happy 30th, tell Lindsay Casale congratulations on her new job, we take trips now …

Bob Woodward’s big [adventure] Inflation spares no fairy [tooth prices] Cutest new [DC cop] Like a Hollywood house bus tour, only [less famous] Photo by Noe Todorovich

Photo during last night’s rain delay at Nationals Park by Jeremy Art.

Nats reign on, despite [rain] Untranslatable [words] Dolphin [measles] More traffic cameras [coming] Photo by Brandon Kopp

So many presidents, so much road [blockage] Tuesday morning just isn’t cute enough without [baby tigers] Know what’s not cute? The upcoming [debt limit] Then again, neither is this giant [road slab] Photo by Kevin Wolf

We have a [cub!] Red line is about to get [worse] Bike lane blockage [police] RGIII’s shirt fined [$10,000] Photo by Josh Bassett