Who doesn’t want an NFL MVP to back-up your starting RB? AP: Former MVP Shaun Alexander signs with Redskins Former league MVP Shaun Alexander signed with the Washington Redskins on Tuesday, part of a flurry of roster activity in which the team ditched its punter, shuffled its safeties and displayed …

Well, we’ve seen everything else this campaign season. Why not? Thankfully this should all be over soon.

when a bird doesn’t poop in your mouth.

If you’re good with a knife and have entirely too much time on your hands.  Go here.  h/t Extreme Halloween

If you weren’t fed up enough with Nancy’s new kitchen, now you have one more reason to rage. House Cafeteria Prices to Rise Next Week [Roll Call] Prices in the House cafeterias will soon increase, with most food items costing from 10 percent to 20 percent more – and some …

Revolution [not televised] Economy Tanking [pizza] Metro [flirting]

Are you still looking for a place to watch the final Presidential debate? Check out what ReConstitution 2008 pulled together. Act now, tickets are going quickly. The brainchild of three MIT grads who make up the group SoSoLimited, ReConstitution 2008 is a bipartisan hybrid of video art and performance that …

From our good friend Anne.  Who doesn’t love a little awkward PDA? MGH: We’ve got our eyes on you. Those are the initials of a woman who works in the Dirksen building and who is often, continually, almost always spotted making out in a hallway in the Hart building with …

What’s even more awesome is that Mickey Mouse gets to vote.  [say cheese]

As you enjoy your morning coffee just think … tomorrow will be the last presidential debate of this election (and SNL will go back to a world of suck). A few links to enjoy as you kill time and avoid bailout meetings: You too could win the next Publisher’s clearing …

CRS reports [abstracked] Palin Kool-Aid [or wine] First Blog Date [smash] PunditMom [BlogHer] Fumble [skins]

Has anyone else been stuck in line at the Chi-Cha Lounge? When nobody is hanging inside? Can’t take it anymore? Neither can Roissy in DC.

Today is a holiday. Many of you won’t read this until Tuesday … so we’ll keep it brief. We’re getting dumber Some D.C. laws should stay on the books Cooley’s picks slip Smart money is leaving San Francisco MLB playoffs are in full swing

Balti [wrong pick] Fat Squirrel [rolls] Fall Knits [PB] dunno [tires] Hill [style] 3 [wine]

FDC only sends its operatives to Washington’s classiest locations, which is why we were NOT surprised to get these pictures of Washington Redskins Santana Moss, Clinton Portis, and Rock Cartwright enjoying wings, burgers, and some more attractive entrees at the Chinatown Hooters Wednesday night. The trio was spotted relaxing before …