From Fark: Not news: Some Republican comes up with a jobs plan for Wisconsin. Still not news: Details his plan in a nifty 68-page document. Fark: Using only 1,015 words in GIGANTIC FONTS True story.

This is what happens when you tune out the news for three consecutive days: South Carolina, apparently sick and tired of Arizona hogging all the negative attention, is embarrassing itself before the nation once again. Republican state Rep. Nikki Haley is running for governor. So, naturally, a former Mark Sanford …

If you’re like us and only read one-third of the post, it’s true – Jim Newell is leaving Wonkette for RedState. If you read the whole post… oh hell, who has time for that? AHEM. [Turning third-person voice off for first time ever.] I come with a “Tuesday Night News …

This feels like having a senior thesis proven 100% right . FisbowlDC: Tweet du Jour: Ana Marie Cox is Not Famous. Okay, Maybe Just a Little… Yesterday on Twitter, Air America’s Ana Marie Cox defined her celebrity via "tweet" for a new follower. @chiras56 asks: @anamariecox are you someone famous?? …

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Because we all wanna know what David Frum is up too… This week, Fred Thompson, Robert Mueller, Tom Ridge, Juan Williams, Marion Barry, Ben Bernanke, Ken Mehlman, Robert Novak, Dana Milbank, Mark Warner, and David Frum were all spotted being various degrees of famous at various places by our spies …