If you’re like us and only read one-third of the post, it’s true – Jim Newell is leaving Wonkette for RedState.

If you read the whole post… oh hell, who has time for that?

AHEM. [Turning third-person voice off for first time ever.] I come with a “Tuesday Night News Dump” that will be a great source of joy to those of you who have put up with my lies for more than 2.5 years: I am leaving you people, my beloved readers, to type about politics for another Internet blog. The blog is called RedState.

No just kidding, it’s Gawker.

Congrats to Jim. Dude is funny.