FAMOUS FORECAST Washingtonians, we’re in for a day of clouds, clouds, and more clouds. The sun will make a very brief appearance in the late afternoon, but not enough to bring temperatures above a chilly 48 degrees. Evening temps will drop into the 30s, but don’t let that keep you …

All the latest links from the District and beyond. Here’s who is headlining the next WHCA dinner: [Cecily Strong] Can the Caps be fixed enough to consistently [play good hockey?] People got stuck in snow on a NY highway [nightmare commute] Goodbye Arlington [streetcar proposal] A rockstar wants to bury …

This little gem just made its way to our inbox.  For Anthony Weiner, who officially had the “Worst Week Ever,” it’s deserving and hilarious.

2:1 odds this tweet makes an appearance in a future Heritage fundraising letter…

Sure, we could talk about this: Rep. Massa describes a confrontation with Emanuel in a shower: “I am showering, naked as a jaybird, and here comes Rahm Emanuel, not even with a towel wrapped around his tush, poking his finger in my chest, yelling at me.” [TMI] Naked or not, …

This is fantastic. “You come after me on Facebook? What, are your fourteen? Here’s a status update: Grow the f–k up! Poke me again, and I will write s–t on your wall so obscene your computer will cry. Go back to the tundra, you f–king gimmick!” h/t Lazy Hazy’s SIL …

Saturday Night Live’s opening skit lampooned the Famous White House party crashers. We can’t stop watching either.

A now very embarrassed reporter uses the Saturday Night Live word "strategery" during White House Press Briefing. Robert Gibbs has a classic response. h/t Christine via FishbowlDC

Dan Aykroyd is a great actor, but he’s no John Boehner – unless he drops a few and gets a tan.

A press release issued by House Republican Leader John Boehner regarding Rahm Emanuel ends up in a Saturday Night Live Skit. It is F*&%$%!&*G awesome. SNL: A Message from The White House Chief of Staff Designate h/t AMC

According to Dr. Mortman, Tina Fey needs to slide over because Ben Affleck might have just pulled off the best SNL skit in over a decade. Olbermann Is Affleck-ted By A Killer Impression