Wait until you see this guy’s. https://martinomalley.com/famousdc We’re not going to spoil it for you. Click it.

Oliver Knox made our Monday a little better with this in-depth look at presidential campaign souvenirs over on Yahoo! Politics. In 2008, the Obama campaign “bought all of the American-made, union-made navy T-shirts. Like, all of them. In America,” the aide explained. In 2012, one of the hottest items was …

New York Magazine has gathered an impressive collection of photos of children not having a great time at the White House Easter Egg Roll. It’s amazing. You should look at it.  

Check out Sam Stein’s interview with President Obama for Huffington Post. Great quote from the reel: When asked how much sleep he gets a night, President Barack Obama said, “probably not enough.” “I will say that when people leave the administration and I see them six months later, they have …

All the latest links from the District and beyond. Here’s who is headlining the next WHCA dinner: [Cecily Strong] Can the Caps be fixed enough to consistently [play good hockey?] People got stuck in snow on a NY highway [nightmare commute] Goodbye Arlington [streetcar proposal] A rockstar wants to bury …

We’re told Perry might rethink his decision once he’s able to do laundry. Photo by Getty Images.

WSJ’s Carol E. Lee: Calendar Conflict: Obama Schedules Jobs Speech on GOP Debate Night President Barack Obama intends to deliver his much-anticipated speech laying out his jobs agenda and plan to cut the federal deficit on Sept. 7 to a joint session of Congress. Mr. Obama’s timing steps directly on …

2012Tweets, which just launched, is a one-stop shop for the latest news and developments from the campaign trail. 2012Tweets is brought to you by the team of Golnik Strategies and P2B Strategies. h/t @BlainR

Donald Trump thinks managing oil prices is as easy as dropping the f-bomb during a speech.  [can’t.get.enough.]

Next to wrestling, polling has always been our second favorite make-believe pastime: Finally the gold fringed flag and traffic stops may live to die another day in American society. Voters nationwide aren’t any more inclined to let Basil Marceaux do his issues than the ones in Tennessee were last week- …

If you are you allowed to "float" your own name when it comes to the 2012 presidential race, then count Rick Santorum in. Rick is headed to Iowa: Like other potential White House aspirants, he insisted it was too early to consider a presidential run. But he acknowledged that he …

Mary Katharine Ham: The NYT Goes Capitalist Pig

The K Street rush to McCain begins

and vote for Obama! MKH: Hulkster endorses Obama

Rumors are floating that Ralph Nadar is about to get is candidacy on … more to follow. UPDATE: Ben Smith w/ Politico has more