Snow day brunch and other specials [here by PoPville] The MPD has your nudes [and shares them] Guy goes to DC police station, asks for his pot back [and gets it] “NO SELFIE STICKS ALLOWED” [-The Smithsonian museums]   rough commute in all this snow #snowwhat A photo posted by …

This CNN video might have gone too far:  “Cuz I’m about to fill-a-bust out of these jeans.”

In case you needed a little extra incentive to get crackin’ on that beach body — Janet Napolitano is here to help.  [full body scanner]

After recently learning that Missouri State Rep. Curt Douchebaggery Dougherty sent out a fundraising appeal that read more like a ransom note than it did an invite, we’ve concluded that Mr. Dougherty might be Missouri’s finest politician, [ever]. Dougherty, who addressed the letter to Lobbyists, Friends, Supporters and Rich Uncles, …