The new tone is finally here.

The United States of Don’t Touch My Junk [funny]

Mary Katherine Ham reveals why she was MIA yesterday: MKHammer: So, I’ve been at Voyeur all day. What’d I miss? Well played.

If you read our post last week about the $10 million remote controlled bird the government just purchased [via your tax dollars] and that thought that idea was a little much – we can do you one better. According to Mary Katherine Ham, the remote controlled bird is only the …

Final Four Matches begin now and last until 3pm .  The Championship game will be Monday. How points are awarded for the Final Four matches: 1. Celebrity endorsements.  Yes, Dorris from the Longworth cafeteria is considered a celebrity. 2. Endorsements from politicians not yet in jail.  [*You automatically advance if …

The e-Tweet 8 begins now.  These match ups should prove to be some of the best yet. @matthewgagnon vs. @patrickruffini @robertjameson vs. @levydr @mkhammer vs. @albrightDC @seanhackbarth vs. @michaelturk And don’t forget about the sweet reward! The Prize: Mr. Yogato, himself, has agreed to name a customer combo after our …

The e-Tweet 8 is set for tomorrow at 10am.  These match ups should prove to be some of the best yet. @matthewgagnon vs. @patrickruffini @robertjameson vs. @levydr @mkhammer vs. @albrightDC @seanhackbarth vs. @michaelturk Updated bracket seen here.

FamousDC is happy to announce that the good people at Mr. Yogato have agreed to provide the winner of the 2009 FamousDC Twitter Challenge with a sweet reward! What does that mean? It means a special prize for our winner, and an opportunity for all of our readers to do …

Tomorrow’s Sweet 16 Twitter Challenge match ups should be good.  Remember twits, the matches start at 10am end at 3pm.  Good luck! @almacy vs. @matthewgagnon @ontheredline vs. @patrickruffini @erickaandersen vs. @robertjameson @leslieann44 vs. @levydr @sorendayton vs.@mkhammer @KatieFavazza vs. @AlbrightDC @seanhackbarth vs. @ryangrim @davidall vs. @michaelturk UPDATED brackets here .

Ed Henry thinks Ed Henry is pretty special.  [self-absorption]

Today’s matches are officially over.  Results will be posted shortly. Key match ups tomorrow include @notlarrysabato vs. @mkhammer and @mindyfinn vs. @michaelturk **Matches start tomorrow morning at 10am and go until 3pm . @bdayspring vs. @sorendayton @notlarrysabato vs. @mkhammer @lizmair vs. @KatieFavazza @newtgingrich vs. @AlbrightDC @seanhackbarth vs. @howardkurtz @jmartpolitico vs. …

UPDATE: It’s definitely not too late to get your favorite Twit entered into the Bracket Showdown.  And yes, the tip box now works. Earlier this week we unveiled what we hope will be a DC Battle of the Tweets – a March madness style Twitter bracket to determine who the …