#NATIONAL Never forget; don’t take your vitamins; A public apology that was actually terrible; male birth control is coming; these fashion models never need to eat; Ricky Gervais already got the new Apple Watch; Ducktales with real ducks; all your favorite movies recreated with stock footage; Schwarzenegger painted over Maria; …

#NATIONAL #MarchMadness; Nate Silver’s FiveThirtyEight went live; How’s your bracket going?; no Tesla for NJ; Prime hikes prices; Where is the plane – still; Russia’s new bases are a little close to home; Microsoft probably read your email; Harvard really?; Welcome, chicken from hell; this kid is asleep; #DISTRICT Welcome back, …

@JayLowOne special ring tone just for her — Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) April 9, 2012  

It’s a good week to be named Grover Norquist. He’s been mentioned everywhere. Alan Simpson, Tuesday

It’s hard letting go of 150,000 followers… @Almacy: Jay Carney hosts first WH press briefing, yet @PressSec still feeling nostalgic. http://twitpic.com/40i0i4 h/t @Almacy