By the time we post this, he’ll have 10,000 more followers.  [175,000] His first tweet: @ConanOBrien: Today I interviewed a squirrel in my backyard and then threw to commercial. Somebody help me. Brilliant.

Appropriately timed and very funny. [at least we have health care]

When recently asked when he was going to write a “real book,” Matt Labash, one of DC’s funniest writers, had this to say: What do you mean “real book”? This was nearly 15 years in the making. It has hardcovers, and pages, and even page numbers. I didn’t want to …

The Internets never cease to amaze. Palin Child Name Generator Hilarity. h/t SECRET SIMMERINGS