In the beginning, they were just a rag-tag group of DC musicians looking for a way to jam. The group, now known as Fear of Virginia, started playing on the weekend to help blow off the stresses that come with a long work week in DC and, you know, adulthood. Playing …

In an unprecedented move, which could only be pulled off by the District of Columbia Police Department, the DC gang problem has now been eliminated. They now have a “crew” problem. According to the Washington Times, groups of thugs who hang out with each other and cause problems will no …