Craigslist love knows no boundaries. Autobot Romance – m4w (Downtown (11th & H)) You: About 7 feet tall, shiny aluminum with a waffle pattern. Being pulled around by some chump of a yellow van. I think it had a tattoo that said “District Taco”. Me: About 13 foot 6 (32 …

Greatest 1BR Craigslist ad ever? Craigslist: $770 1 Bedroom in a 6Br, 3 story Bro Palace- America (Mt. Pleasant)

If more people had a sense of humor like this, the world would be a much happier place. For sale: I have one desk and an office chair for sale. They can be had together (they make a great team) or separately. Your choice. I’m moving and need to be …

Craigslist : $962 / 1br – AVAILABLE IMMEDIATELY – Master bedroom in historic Cap Hill Row House (318 Maryland Avenue NE) Washer and dryer is on the second floor of this three story throwback to a better time, and you share this estate with three other souls: … A charming …

Virginia Campaign Crush on Craigslist I know you are way busy turning VA red – and that makes you even hotter by the way – but if you manage to get a few free minutes at like 2 am once the campaign work is done, I will totally come by …

You can’t make these up. Craigslist: Beautiful DC Insider (Washington, DC) H/T – K Street Kate

We’ve been known to get some interesting tips, but this one takes the cake. The tip, along with the Craigslist "Missed Connection" ad was entitled: "Sorry I Thought You Were a Hooker."  It’s a story of a male DC resident who’s desperately trying to reunite with a young lady he …

In a move that can only be described as inaugural desperation, G. Keith Harris, posted a personal ad in hopes of landing the perfect date for Obama’s inauguration. He’s got two tickets to the inauguration, and an all-access pass to the night’s balls and off-shoot parties. Packages like that are …

I want to steal your picnic baskets (Dupont Circle) Reply to: [email protected] Date: 2008-09-30, 10:25PM EDTNeeded – 10 people willing to dress like park rangers carrying picnic baskets for the next 2 weeks in an around the Dupont Circle area. Reason – I want to dress up like Yogi Bear …

Here’s today’s wanted ad of the day via Craigslist DC. “I really want a round bed…” Don’t ask questions- just assume this person is scared of shapes with sharp edges. They’re also looking for shag carpet, a disco ball and swing that can be hung from the ceiling.

One Craigslist poster has a crush on Politico vet Patrick O’Connor. [h/t Fishbowl DC ] The text reads: “I feel like an ass for having asked you out at the Hawk and Dove, but I simply couldn’t help myself. I thought you were adorable and happen to be just my type- …