Weather: Welp, it looks like it will literally be raining on Donald Trump’s parade, but that won’t put a damper on this weekend’s festivities. If you’re attending outside events today, bring your rain boots (or an ark), but do be aware that umbrellas and other items are prohibited at Inauguration and …

Andy Roth gets Cubs tickets for life?

Listen to Mortman: A Banks Shot For Hillary [free advice, that might work]