We have no idea why Robert Gibbs is joining the Donald Trump Carnival Barking tour, but we love it. “Donald Trump said he’d release his tax returns as soon as the president released his birth certificate, so the ball is in his court now and I know everybody is anxious …

1. Beat the last level of Doom. 2. Nothing. The release of an actual birth certificate is just what a foreigner would do. 3. Focus less on registering babies and more on makin’ ’em. 4. Solve the riddle that is … Obama’s missing boating license. 5. Hope that their next …

UPDATE: Afterbirthers Demand To See Obama’s Placenta http://onion.com/aIsqbH Unless you just woke up, you know the White House just released Obama’s birth certificate.  It looks something like this. What you might not have known is that Donald Trump is claiming credit and consequently, is also out of campaign issues. “Today, …