Must see TV [from Kimmel Live] DHS runs Cyber Storm [Trains, Planes, and Bloggers] This exercise may just catch on [Walk it out] Democrat biggest contributor to “Friends of John Boehner” [court ordered] The Fix [VP Line] Lowell Barron’s Punch Out [no charges] Congrats Butler and Jamison [All-Stars] So, you …

Didn’t know he could blow. From the WaPost: Marion Barry, trying out his lounge act at the 21st Amendment Bar & Grill. The D.C. Council member made a surprise appearance Wednesday night at the bar in the Capitol Hill Holiday Inn as a small crowd listened to the jazz stylings …

Tapscott on Washington’s Most Out of Reach Bureaucrat [horses?] Wouldn’t you hate to hear about this on your company site? [Yahoo!] Did you delete your MySpace account yesterday? [nobody listened] Extreme Mortman asks the tough questions [CSPAN facelift] The Show Me Carrier [all in a name] Grim makes fun of …

In a Wall Street Journal op-ed, Bush’s former brain, Karl Rove, states some new rules of presidential campaigns, including: “The 21st century’s opening decade is seeing the rise of the communications director and press spokesman as the more important figures on a campaign staff.” How quickly will press flacks forward …

Passengers feel free to move about the cabin [and take your clothes off] Will Ferrell has a power lunch [sans baby Jesus] Tiger Woods impressed by Obama [pitch shot] Barbaro’s Ashes Headed to Churchill Downs [by a nose] Congress to raise alpacas to aid struggling economy [nice cardigans] Get paid …

EE: Impeached Democrats for Hillary AP: Obama Gives Away Money Tied to Donor Ben Smith: “Not a bad night for returning some Rezko money. Maybe Hillary wishes she hadn’t worked so hard to own the news cycle.”

McGrane: Mortgage woes yield high interest on Hill

10 tips for what to do with your tax rebate [blow it] New home sales plunge 26% in 2007 [crashed] Looking for a part-time job? [beer money] Balls Out [have you seen my baseball?] PTI host suffers minor heart attack [prayers] CBS Early Show Anchor asks Sen. Kennedy about Obama’s …

…saving the whales!  I love how this post says “spanky pants.”

Best dunk(s) of the year [rim rockers] Justin Berry’s journey back to the lax field [back in the saddle] Threatening Phone Calls Cause Author Of Scientology Expose To Go Into Hiding [wtf] Back In My Day, Being An American Gladiator Actually Meant Something [TURBO] Ethanol for $1 a Gallon, and …

DCist has all of the local road closings for tonight’s State of the Union

The Canadian Press (1/28) reports, “The son of Gov. Kathleen Sebelius is peddling a board game titled ‘Don’t Drop the Soap,’ a prison-themed game he created as part of a class project at the Rhode Island School of Design. John Sebelius, 23, has the backing of his mother and father, …

Obama’s Top Ten on Letterman

Obama “goofed” and “hit the wrong button” on “at least six” of his more than 4K votes [my bad] Greenies quieted after bunk claim [typical] Blog Funder Guilty of Money-Laundering [green cash] Who loves the minority? [Alexander perhaps] Free advice from tech dudes [pimp those sites] Interrogator: Invasion Surprised Saddam …

Is Huck bagging the sunshine state? [lotion] The twentieth century reign of the MSM gate-keepers is over [drudge] IP Addresses Are Personal Data, E.U. Regulator Says [damn] Ever wondered what to do with old vinyl records? [way cool] Letterman messes up Edwards hair [dead horse] F who? [my bad] Maxim …