Is Huck bagging the sunshine state? [lotion]

The twentieth century reign of the MSM gate-keepers is over [drudge]

IP Addresses Are Personal Data, E.U. Regulator Says [damn]

Ever wondered what to do with old vinyl records? [way cool]

Letterman messes up Edwards hair [dead horse]

F who? [my bad]

Maxim wants Packers bikini girls [predictable]

Blunt Retirement Throws MO into Frenzy AND an Update Govs Line [take a number]

When is a makeshift Best Buy Tribute to Heath Ledger too soon? [The Answer: Always]

NASA Photo Shows Humanoid Figure on Mars [bigfoot in space]

Did Eli just get the SI cover jinx? [happened to Favre]

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