Do you think things are bad? … You could… turn off the TV … hang in the dumps … ring the alarm bell … lead the team in catches or drop hockey pucks

Watch this guy as he commits podium suicide – and yes, it’s likely that his ride home will be a long one…

If you’re having a bad hair day or ducking from reporters – wear one of these.  It’s sure to be a hot commodity. h/t Washington Whispers

Doonesbury is making more people FamousDC.  But let’s be honest, if you’re former Hill staffer Andrew Shore, you gotta be loving this, right?

Rock Creek Park [doggies] Get Ye to G-town [so DC] Get back to work [ichat] Just keep it up! [redfin] Metro [sketch] Sad [hit gym]

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Week five is behind us now and FamousDC still refuses to cut their coverage of guys opening doors to focus solely on Fantasy Football. However, I was excited to see some actual football related coverage of the Washington Sunburn’s tight end, Chris Cooley.  Congrats to Mr. Cooley who managed to …

According to most everyone that watched the debate last night, including Matt Drudge, it was painfully boring. But for one lone blogger, it was quite the opposite. Ed Morrissey of HotAir.com, seems to be the only person in the United States that felt last night’s affair was nothing short of …

Did you see any of your FamousDC K Street friends, colleagues, or relatives in today’s Doonesbury?

What we’re about to show you might save your career, personal life or at the least, your reputation.  Have you ever experienced sender’s remorse after firing off an email? Are you a press flack that got misquoted, so instead of just drinking the anger away, you clicked send on a …

No Biz Card? [dropcard] Inspiration [embrace] Morning Coffee [best] Happy Hour [10/16] Palin [doodles] Bailout [blues]

Perhaps we can help you, much like we helped out Girl of Words.  Although, we’re not quite sure if this is some sort of back-handed compliment.

If only we were lucky enough to actually get lobbyists to hop in a car and race away from us. Until then, this will have to do.  [start your engines and get your charity on]

“Maybe you noticed that all of John McCain’s problems began when he bailed out on this show. Were you aware of that? [Cheers and applause] The road to the White House runs RIGHT through here.” [h/t playbook]