Danny Diaz, former RNC spokesman, has decided to break off a piece for himself.  Diaz, who’s known for faciliatating meetings without ever looking up from his computer, is starting his own consulting firm.  As for the name of the company – big props to Danny for the intense level of …

Chris Cillizza, who famously refers to himself as “The Fix”, is one of our favorite journos.  But lately we’ve been noticing an increase in the amount of times he actually refers to himself as “The Fix” or uses the word “fix” in any given post. So in the spirit of …

The Washington Nationals are not happy with one of their player prospects. [duped] Carlos David Alvarez, who’s been going by Esmailyn “Smiley” Gonzalez, apparently tricked the Nats into thinking he was a teenage shortstop phenom.  Alvarez, who was compared to a very young Ozzie Smith, was even given a $1.4 …

Ever wondered why your ass keeps getting bigger?  Check out this site.  It’s amazing.  It also makes us extremely hungry.

Nothing says slow news day like the WaPo running a story about the FBI trying to figure out whether or not Jack Valenti was gay.  [get our best men on the job] If the spending time on celebrity sexuality is a matter of national security, we certainly appreciate all the …

FamousDC birthday wishes go out to Mr. John Stanton. Happy birthday you crazy, bar bouncing, Congress reporting, firework selling, American badass.

We got a shout out in the Express today.  See, we’re not the only ones that don’t appreciate Zip cars.  Thank you Mr. Clinton Yates.

Dear Sarah Palin, If your failure to contact H&R Block prevents this so-called train from Disneyland to Vegas from being built, we’re going to be pretty pissed.  [Pay your taxes, please!] Sincerely, FamousDC

How to get fired in no time flat [steamer] How to plan a DC happy hour without looking like an a-hole [Arjewtino] Best job ever [wingman]

It seems as if Alex Rodriguez has called on Republican communicators to help coach him through his latest PR nightmare.  No, not the one that suggests that Madonna occasionally lets him steal home, but the one that has him apologizing for injecting banned substances into his derriere. One of the …

Was there anything in the stimulus bill that would make it illegal for people to tag old high school pictures of you on Facebook? If not, there should be. That sh*t just ain’t right. Seriously.

Great read with your morning coffee from Longworth [basketball] Your mail may be delayed, but the Postmaster still gets paid [800K] GOP iPod makes national news [Aerosmith] Superman hearts Obama [motorcade] Bad News Burris [ethics inquiry]

Facebook status abuse #1: Chizzy very nearly went clubbing tonite…phew. Unless you very nearly clubbed a pack of seals, why is this such a huge relief?  It’s okay to shake your ass every once and again. Facebook status abuse #2: Poony is feeling weird. Put down the drink and run …

We don’t mean to be cocky, but on Friday web guru Michael Turk challenged FamousDC to a Twitter rap battle and it wasn’t pretty.  We had pretty much cleaned his clock by round four. @MichaelTurk – Attention! – we need a clean-up on aisle 3, Turk was spilled everywhere by …

According to CNN, the next person to give Mitt Romney a $10 million donation will also win a brand new house.  [complete with 9.5 crappers]