Do you think Scott Brown armed his block-walkers with this data? “I think investors who are nervous about the dictatorship of the Pelosi proletariat will feel at ease, and we could have a gigantic rally off a Coakley loss and a Brown win,” said Cramer on Friday’s “Mad Money.” [odds …

Two months later we’re still talking about the Salahis.  [moving on dot com]

If Tommy McFly says it, we believe it.

We understand it’s Monday, but we don’t anticipate anything more ridiculous than this. Movie fans are rushing to name their babies after characters in sci-fi smash Avatar. This issue will be readdressed in 15 years when kids named Neytiri begin spending 6 to 8 hours in lockers.

If so, here’s our dream set for the Scott Brown election night party in Massachusetts: National Anthem … Respect … Some Kind Of Wonderful … Dancing In The Streets Also, if you are reading this Ayla, we’d be happy to open for you…we’ve rocked this one at karaoke nights numerous …

Michael Wilbon: It’s time for a new beginning for Arenas and the Wizards This is the activity we engage in most frequently when it comes to professional basketball around here: looking back and trying to figure out how and why something went so horribly wrong. John Williams’s eating, Chris Webber’s …

Do you think Jonathan Grella’s head is about to explode? [J-E-T-S]

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Does Washington, D.C. have the power to rename a state after a quarterback?

We’re almost there. The weekend is right around the corner.

Actor Danny Glover believes that the Haitian earthquake was caused by climate change and global warming: [his friend Pat disagrees] As a reminder… Giving Help The American Red Cross is one of the most widely known organizations working in Haiti. They accept online donations, help volunteers arrange to give time …

They Changed the Game, All Aright

Astronauts have all the fun. [NASA] Officials said they found a plastic container with cocaine inside Tuesday as they prepped the Space Shuttle Discovery at Kennedy Space Center for its flight in March, reports Central Florida News. [moon crack] The NBC Miami report gets even more hysterical. NASA officials said …

Will his new uniform be orange? The Washington Post: Wizards’ Arenas charged with felony Wizards guard Gilbert Arenas is charged with carrying a pistol without a license outside a home or business.

We guess the California Attorney General doesn’t mind calling up reporters and dropping political bombs on ex-Gov candidate Gavin Newsom: “Earlier this year Brown himself called me to plant a possible story about Newsom selling a condo for a suspiciously high price in a distressed market. I thought, Come on, …