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We hope you enjoy the Supreme Court nominee madness kicking off today. “I’m sorry y’all I often drift I’m talkin’ gift so when it comes you never look the horse inside it’s grill.”

Matt Dornic vs. Greta Van Susteren Round 1, Chris Cillizza promised more political rap dances, Emily Heil is a bad ass, 100% shameless, Congressional art, Twitter makes the world smaller, J-E-T-S = B-U-C-S, is this guy stopping by soon?, the Atlantic is gearing up, Tom Rooney thinks Big Ben is …

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WHY ARE THERE BIKE LANES IN THE MIDDLE OF PENN AVE? It. Doesn’t. Make. Sense. UPDATE: As we were stuck in traffic on Penn, we asked our cab driver Larry what he thought about the bike lanes and he pointed to this sign:

Could you say this with a straight face? “just because they receive an invite it doesn’t mean they are being solicited.” POLITICO: Reid invites Wall St. contribution

This little gem was recently found in the the Health care bill. [ah, Section 9006] …just a few lines buried in the 2,409-page document — mandates that beginning in 2012 all companies will have to issue 1099 tax forms not just to contract workers but to any individual or corporation …

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Sex. Weeks ago Harry Reid said the following: [FDC] “Let me answer it this way: I’m not opposed to sex,” he said to a few moments of silence before the crowd began laughing. Yesterday, Harry said this: [CNN] “Republicans are having difficulty determining how they are going to continue making …

This is fantastic. [play ball] Bobby Cox’s final season as Braves manager is not quite going as expected. The team is struggling and even a cake ordered for his honor on Capitol Hill spelled his name incorrectly. I mean, REALLY incorrectly. Cox was being honored for his 50 years in …

Insert “That’s what she said” joke below: [biggest, ever] Thursday, May 6, 2010, the D.C. Lottery will unveil THE BIGGEST SCRATCHER EVER. Towering at 44 feet in height and 14 feet wide, it is a replica of District of Columbia Black, the D.C. Lottery’s first ever instant scratch ticket with …

The trip would have been canceled had he remembered to purchase trip insurance. Though his agency was charged with coordinating the federal response to the major oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, Department of the Interior chief of staff Tom Strickland was in the Grand Canyon with his wife …

FamousDC presents … the Top 10 Reasons Why David Obey is Retiring 10. He’s not retiring. He’s Favreing. 9. The playful flirting is finally over: He’s gonna ask Flake to marry him. 8. His elbow was numb 7. Chuck Todd’s goatee told his beard to get outta the House 6. …