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Why, yes, that is a stripper pole in the basement of Clinton Portis’ Virginia home. The Redskins’ running back, #24 Clinton Portis, hosted a fashion event at his McLean, Virginia home over the weekend. In case you’re wondering, hosting a bunch of reporters and friends at your home does not …

Matt Dornic doesn’t get the Justin Bieber hype, Aaron Blake and Felicia Sonmez joined Fix nation, Kevin Madden went all in on Kagan, Marc Ambinder apologized to Neal Katyal,  Twitter offers free polling, you can’t save seats, Fawn Johnson hung out with Jon Stewart’s brother, Hamid Karzai held up traffic, …

The GOP New Media Challenge is heating up and so is the language on the House Floor. Congresswoman [Lynn] Jenkins speaks in favor of a motion that would dismiss government employees who look at, download, or spread pornography on government computers. Matter of fact, some of the Congresswoman’s constituents have …

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If you don’t have a job, but looking to spend a little coin, this is a great way to do it. “I need a freakin’ job.” That’s the message President Obama saw as he arrived in Buffalo, N.Y., this afternoon for an event talking up the administration’s success in creating …

In case you were wondering, the DC Metro still blows, but they’re going to blow less this weekend. This gray, drizzly nonsense looks like it will finally make way for some lovely, mild weather by Saturday. You’re going to want to get out and do stuff this weekend, D.C. And …

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It’s almost that time of year again. 5. Bring your dogeared copy of “Modelland” to the break room. 4. Tweet: “So I just got asked to give a neck massage. Creepy! #myboss” 3. Ask, “Who is Betty White?” 2. Wear your “Vive la France” t-shirt on Bastille Day. 1. Say …

Quick tidbit for the folks headed to Tampa in a couple years: [pole] Joe Redner may be a Democrat, but the owner of Tampa’s most renowned cultural institution, Mons Venus, was thrilled with the news his hometown will host the 2012 Republican convention. “I promise I won’t tell anybody when …

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Something tells us this was definitely Bill’s idea: Bill Clinton offers himself as lottery prize to pay off Hillary’s debts In an e-mail sent to millions of people who supported Hillary Clinton’s White House campaign, the former President asks: “How would you like the chance to come up to New …

You’ve got to get your protein from somewhere: [WTF] China’s first man in space has said that Chinese astronauts eat dog meat to keep their strength up as they orbit around the earth. PETA is thrilled.