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It’s almost that time of year again.

5. Bring your dogeared copy of “Modelland” to the break room.

4. Tweet: “So I just got asked to give a neck massage. Creepy! #myboss”

3. Ask, “Who is Betty White?”

2. Wear your “Vive la France” t-shirt on Bastille Day.

1. Say that every time you used the containment dome in college, it worked.

BONUS: Wear your Congressional intern badge to Tortilla Coast.