It’s almost that time of year again.
5. Bring your dogeared copy of “Modelland” to the break room.
4. Tweet: “So I just got asked to give a neck massage. Creepy! #myboss”
3. Ask, “Who is Betty White?”
2. Wear your “Vive la France” t-shirt on Bastille Day.
1. Say that every time you used the containment dome in college, it worked.
BONUS: Wear your Congressional intern badge to Tortilla Coast.