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Marc Ambinder: Rumors of Rahm’s Departure Beware the soothsayers who know the exact day and hour when the trumpets shall sound and Rahm Emanuel, the White House chief of staff, will announce his resignation. This also gives us an opportunity to link back to this FamousDC classic post: Inside the …

Meet Rick Klein. He Tweets from the hospital room when his child is born and covers politics and hosts Top Line for ABC News. In addition to that, Mr. Klein was recently promoted to Senior Washington News Editor for ABC “World News.” Rick was kind enough to spend a few …

Keith Koffler [FishbowlDC] Grandma [Dates Hotties] Tweeting [execution] New Media [Palin]

Taxpayer money at its best: Fatherhood.gov It’s a series of internet pages filled articles about how to be a better father. It’s littered with amazing fake dad stock imagery. We’re told if this site enjoys huge success, it will lead to: Motherhood.gov Sisterhood.gov FirstCousinSecondRemoved.gov StepChild.gov

Chris Paulitz continues his quest and gets support from Late Night Shots … Chris Paulitz today releases my more serious “Top 5 Famous DC Who The Hell Writes that Stuff Guesses”: 1. Longworth Cafeteria’s “Little” Doris 2. Jimmy the Elevator Guy 3. Officer Garland “Jaywalking” Thompson 4. Sam the Taylor …

Yes, U.S. Soccer player Clint Dempsey, the pride of Nacogdoches, is also a rapper. Have a good week.

A quick note about last week http://j.mp/aJneJk # Come on, brosephs — you’re both press guys. http://j.mp/aJneJk # @thecooleyzone Tanner Cooley is still playing hard to get. https://www.famousdc.com/2010/06/15/chris-cooley-mustard/ in reply to thecooleyzone # @cpaulitz https://www.famousdc.com/2010/06/15/chris-paulitz-confused/ in reply to cpaulitz # Getting a good seat for POTUS speech. (@ Our Nation's …

Ron Artest and the Lakers are World Champions, Dale Peterson is the new Sarah Palin, the East Coast-West Coast rapper wars in the 90s have finally trickled down into the 2010 AL AG Commish race,  Media > Congress, out of work Louis Vuittons protested, USA SOCCER WAS ROBBED, top DC …

H/T – Deadspin

He’s got a good point … Thaddeus McCotter U.S. Soccer team got robbed out of winning goal by the referee! “Open hand diplomacy” clearly not working in World Cup. 

We don’t know why we’re posting this – everyone is watching US World Cup soccer. UPDATE: 2- 0!?! Can we invade? UPDATE 2: Donovan! Sweetest goal of the World Cup! UPDATE 3: They’re handing out yellow cards like what. UPDATE 4: Goooooooooooooooooooooooal! USA! USA! USA! UPDATE 5: We were robbed!

Nothing about this is normal, which is exactly the reason we wish we could have witnessed it. A German student “mooned” a group of Hell’s Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said.  [typical thursday] The puppy is fine. The boy is …

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Yes, the oil in the water is really bad, but before we can continue letting you clean it up, we have to make sure you have the proper amount of life vests on your barge.  [Bureaucracy at its finest]