We don’t know why we’re posting this – everyone is watching US World Cup soccer.
UPDATE: 2- 0!?! Can we invade?
UPDATE 2: Donovan! Sweetest goal of the World Cup!
UPDATE 3: They’re handing out yellow cards like what.
UPDATE 4: Goooooooooooooooooooooooal! USA! USA! USA!
UPDATE 5: We were robbed!