This final film of this year’s Screen on the Green season, Bonnie and Clyde, ended in a bloody hail of bullets that forever snuffed out the hopes and aspirations of a young couple finding happiness the only way they could during an economically depressed time. Throughout the evening it was …

Cruise by the Ugly Mug with the California Staff Delegation tonight — and raise money to help clean up the Gulf Coast. Here’s the Facebook invite. Guest bartenders: Bret Manley & Yuri Beckelman

Elevator Thoughts [Kanye] Real Housewives [DC] Inter-City [bus guide] Killer [primaries]

C-SPAN, Page Six and now JESS3. Leslie Bradshaw: Talking big things with THE @FamousDC. Look for @JESS3 partnership awesomeness soon. #fdc http://twitpic.com/2begp9 Where will the next FamousDC mug show up? PREVIOUS: Extreme Famous Morning Coffee PREVIOUS: Page Six Famous Morning Coffee

It isn’t like anyone was surprised when Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston decided to call it dunzo. Fortunately for Levi, his attorney Rex Butler has already figured out how this relationship is going to turn out…just fine. Johnston’s lawyer told us he doubts the couple is truly broken up for …

It is expected that ex-Fugee Wyclef Jean will announce that he plans on running for President of Haiti. Can’t say we didn’t see this coming. According to Jean, his presidency is going to have a rough start.

We aren’t going to say what the below tracking poll resembles. Because that would be crude. And we are anything but that…

So, right by the Capitol, they’ve put up new stimulus signs – this one next to a “Johnny on the Spot.”  [of all the places] Yes, the federal government is now spending your money to build American Recovery and Reinvestment Act Portable Toilets. As our tipster stated, “they are making …

Be sure to wish Barack’s Telepromter a Happy Birthday tomorrow. According to one tipster’s FB feed, BT turns 49 on Wednesday.

Jon Stewart breaks down why Chelsea Clinton’s wedding set a new record for the most media coverage gaining the least amount of information. [hilarious] The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c Wedding of the Decade of the Century of the Millennium www.thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full …

After endless games of “Rock-Paper-Scissors” for who goes to what floor for a meeting, the New Media Strategies gang is finally back together. [but did they save us a seat?] New Media Strategies: Today, we’re excited to announce we launched our newer, larger office space — finally bringing all of …

All sorts of brilliant.  Come on, give it a go.

Can motivational posters go bad?