Don’t fall asleep on an airplane when you sit next to a jack ass.

The Endorsement: Mitt Romney’s Hair Romney’s haircut makes him look like a lot of things: a caberet singer, an enthusiastic Elvis impersonator, a Mormon. But there’s one thing it does not make him look like: a politician. Unlike Harry Reid, John Edwards, and anyone on Meet the Press, he doesn’t …

The Bucs are undefeated and Grella’s Twitter machine is on fire. RELATED: Grella goes 1-0 in Tampa Bay

Roll Call’s Annual Look at the 50 Richest Members of Congress Top Five: 1. John Kerry ($188 million) 2. Darrell Issa ($160 million) 3. Jane Harman ($152 million) 4. Jay Rockefeller ($81 million) 5. Michael McCaul ($73 million)

NFL Bar Watching Guide [FamousDC] Football Cheat Sheet [WeLoveDC] ISO [Blogger Assistant] Mark Knoller [facts]

Congratulations to Matt and Betsy on Fishbowl’s new look.

Wasn’t this showed canceled? @ChristineOD: I did comment that if I were a witch, Rove would be a supporter. I would have turned him into a “Newt”, because Gingrich says we win.#DESEN h/t Playbook

According to Mike Huckabee – Rand Paul is running for Senator in Alaska, Congress is back, Elanor Holmes Norton loves voice-mail, the DNC’s major announcement turned out to be a new logo, Mark LeMunyon thinks he figured it out, Box has gone AWOL, pet night on Capitol Hill is weird …

About 4 minutes and 30 seconds into the clip. Perhaps they were both out in the club and a sippin’ that bub? And although she vows to call again and again, she should know that that blowin’ up their phones won’t make them leave no faster, put their coats on …

Pat Gavin’s latest Game Changer with MSNBC’s Mika Brzezinski had some interesting one-liners: “I can pinch four inches here.” “You still have donut on your chest.” “Oh Patrick, yes, come up for another broccoli.” “One more baby, come on, come on.”

Is the best way to spend campaign money. [Tea Party!!!!!]

Wow… Do you remember everything I told you last week?  Forget what I said.  I couldn’t have been more wrong if I’d worn stripes with polka dots while writing the last rant. Anybody who followed my advice might as well give up now and start trading away your talent to …

Fenty lost the to D.C. Council Chairman Vincent Gray earlier this week, but … WTOP notes “a twist to the D.C. mayoral primary that you may not have expected. The D.C. Board of Elections and Ethics says the top write-in candidate for the Republican Party was current Democratic Mayor Adrian …

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert will both host rallies in DC on October 30.  Genius. Jon Stewart’s Rally To Restore Sanity Think of our event as Woodstock, but with the nudity and drugs replaced by respectful disagreement; the Million Man March, only a lot smaller, and a bit less of …

h/t Connor Walsh