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This is what happens if you let the Google search autocomplete feature take over U.S. geography. h/t Gizmodo

Commissioner Kirsten Oldenburg [TheHillisHome] Mike Wilbon [says goodbye] Getting fired [on Twitter] Weight Gain [campaign]

Did your boss make the list? With Congress divided and President Obama struggling to regain his footing, tensions are certain to remain high when Congress reconvenes next year. The budget, energy and immigration are on the agenda, and they are all issues that will have an effect on the president’s …

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Knee-jerk reaction?  [ATM] The pain associated with the loss of Adam Dunn to free agency was quickly replaced Sunday with the joy that came with the following announcement: the Nationals have signed free agent outfielder Jayson Werth to a reported seven-year, $126 million contract. Could pay off, we shall see.

CQ-Roll Call’s Jackie Kucinich: New House Whips Work in Tag Team

It is cold out there, so be sure to drive really, really slow. Lame Duck Superman: Able to jump tall buildings and push through 100 bills … in one single swoop!

SJL watches C-SPAN, more than $27,000 worth of concert tickets to the Fillmore were stolen, write it in, there are folks straight killing it, Artur Davis is taking on the establishment, Famously Facebooked made a return, the aliens are here, spelling is hard, Governor Barbour made the DC rounds, tell …

Government gals reinventing themselves to focus on creative DC weddings? Count us in. Julianne Smith and Nole Garey used to work for the Department of State & The White House. Now they’re all about fresh ideas and inspiration at United With Love. They grew tired of stuffy black suits and …

Apparently TV commercials are too damn loud. [netflix] Though Congress still bickers over net neutrality, spying on Americans, and universal health care, at least Democrats and Republicans can agree on one thing: TV commercials are too damned loud. After approval by the House, the Commercial Advertisement Loudness Mitigation (CALM) Act …

There’s a lot of shuffling happening on Capitol Hill. Below are a few recent announcements brought to you by Mike Allen’s Playbook. CHRIS KOFINIS e-mails: “I am starting a new gig as Senator Joe Manchin’s Chief of Staff. … For a guy who grew up talking politics with his dad …

Facebook Status Awesomeness: Jimmy: it’s hard to get a six-pack like The Situation when you eat like Snooki. Well played. Do know someone with unusual Facebook updates? Send them to us anonymously by using the tip box to the right.

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